A little humor.....

[onegunguitar]

A pirate walks into a bar with with his ships wheel stuffed down his pants. The bartender says "Do you know there's a ships wheel stuffed down the front of your pants?" To which he replies "Aaarrrggg, it's driven me nuts!"

[REDillon]

I don't know why I liked that joke so much?? Maybe the mental image I'm getting.......

[sunsetbass]

hahahahaha he said nutz hahahaha

[onegunguitar]

I don't know why I liked that joke so much?? Maybe the mental image I'm getting.......

Haha,I thought it was funny for some reason too.

[witchhunt]

A pirate walks into a bar and the barkeep notices he's got a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch. The barkeep says "Looks like ye has had some bad luck. What happened to your leg?" The pirate replies "Slipped and got me leg crushed between the ship and the dock. It couldn't be saved." The barkeep says "Awful. Well, what happened to your hand?" The pirate replies "Fell asleep in a small fishing boat. Me hand was drifting in the water and a great white took it off." "Horrible" the barkeep says "How did ye lose your eye, then?" The pirate replies "I was standing on a pier and heard a flutter from above. When I looked up, a crow pooped in me eye." Puzzled, the barkeep says "I never heard of anyone losing their eye from a crow pooping in it." The pirate says "It was the day after I got me hook."

[onegunguitar]

A pirate walks into a bar and the barkeep notices he's got a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch. The barkeep says "Looks like ye has had some bad luck. What happened to your leg?" The pirate replies "Slipped and got me leg crushed between the ship and the dock. It couldn't be saved." The barkeep says "Awful. Well, what happened to your hand?" The pirate replies "Fell asleep in a small fishing boat. Me hand was drifting in the water and a great white took it off." "Horrible" the barkeep says "How did ye lose your eye, then?" The pirate replies "I was standing on a pier and heard a flutter from above. When I looked up, a crow pooped in me eye." Puzzled, the barkeep says "I never heard of anyone losing their eye from a crow pooping in it." The pirate says "It was the day after I got me hook."

Haha!!

[Banned]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Gestapo.
Gestapo who?

Just kidding, we never knock.

[REDillon]

[Colton]

A pirate walks into a bar with with his ships wheel stuffed down his pants. The bartender says "Do you know there's a ships wheel stuffed down the front of your pants?" To which he replies "Aaarrrggg, it's driven me nuts!"

Couldnt find the family guy one

[onegunguitar]

Hahaha! Thanks Colton

[YankeeRose]

I believe it be th' pirate talk which makes 'em so amusin'.

[witchhunt]

I was in the newspaper today. But there was a printing error and now my mom thinks I'm a therapist.


Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal