Getting Flashed on Stage

[Banana Fandango]

Do many of you find that you get flashed by girls while you are on stage? Also, do you think being in a band helps you see more girlie action? It seems like girls will flash anyone holding an instrument, as long as it's not their own haha.

[esa]

Actually, alot of the flashing I've done has been more personal and not just limited to a stage. And that's only if you're a friend. Would I flash bon jovi? I'd have to think about that one. Would I flash Dan? Sure! heh.

Seriously. I think it's a "requirement" if the band is good looking and rocking you hard. A necessity almost. And I have quite a few shots from bands that have girls in the flash action pose.

It's kinda like... when you go to ozzfest, ya drink alot pre fest and sometimes do some weed. you go to rocky horror and you toss rise and toast and toilet paper. you go to live ass-smacking-rocking-out-with-your-mom shows... you gotta see some titties.

And if it's a female group, an occasional peni wouldn't be a bad thing.

[Imgrimm01]

A topic dear to my heart, I work hard for my flashings , In fact there is a Grimm rule a good flash will get ya a FREE CD ! There are of coarse rules.
1) must be a woman ( girl )
2) Entire Band Must see

OK thats it ! Flash on my sistazzz

[Mackovyak]

>2) Entire Band Must see

That's hilarious. I haven't seen much flashing recenlty, however a few years back at the Clubhouse at Blue Knob during March Mountain Mardi Gras I had a line of girls coming up and flashing as my help handed them shots of Jager and free stuff. That was ridiculus.

Flashing by 80 year olds isn't too nice...."The Wild Cherry, Portage"

Good Topic!


Justin

[poolpimp911]

esa please flash me I want to see those big things..............

But, I have seen alot at YUM shows I guess it is that pop music and jagerbombs!!! Most of the time all it takes is to take their pic and a smooth talker most times you can get them to flash as many times you want

[tonefight]

I guess I can't count on getting flashed too much with my wife standing beside me singing ?

[Brian of the Clan Plush]

I get flashed quite a bit, but I also actively encourage it at almost every gig. I don't give any incentives (occasionally a t-shirt)...most of the time I just ask and someone does it. I hate to admit, but I got flashed 10 times more often when I was a DJ than I do being in a band, and I attribute that to the digital camera I always had in hand as a DJ. I'd pull out the camera and the shirts would come up....I didn't have to say a word.

I don't think any of the other posts addressed the second part of the original question - does being in a band help you see more girlie action? I think for most of us, unfortunately it doesn't. There just isn't much opportunity to follow up even if an audience member digs ya. Before the gig, you're too busy with setup and sound check. Our band only takes one break, and its all I can do to take a leak, get a drink, and change shirts before we have to go back on; and after the gig your winding cables and tearing down PA gear. There never seems to be enough time just to mingle....maybe I just need to get some roadies

[DMFJ03]

It helps to have your own personal groupie too.

[tornandfrayed]

Esa, isn't peni a group of Penises?

That my dear is a scary thought...

Do penises (peni) travel in groups, ah yes they do...

[songsmith]

Ladies, I respect your hard work, and intelligent women always turn me on, but I'm just a man. I love boobies. Love them. Like guitars, and smallmouth bass. Strike that... even more than bass. I am biologically tuned to look at them like birds are programmed to fly. If you bend over in front of me to pick something up, I will look down your blouse. If you come in from outside, and you have the high-beams on, I will stare, helplessly transfixed, whether I get in trouble or not. If you offer me a glimpse of them, as with flashing, I will be eternally grateful. Small, large, firm, cushy... it does not matter. I love them all. Okay, everything has is "too far" point, and I'm not partial to veiny road-maps, boob tattoos, or the effect of Earth's gravitational field, but I WILL STILL LOOK, and still appreciate.
Please, each and every one of you, feel free to show yours to me. I promise as a happily married man I will not touch them, only drink them in, like fine art.
I'm Johnny Stevens, and I approved this message.----->JMS

[HurricaneBob]

ROFL John, i just lactated!!!!

[April]

Esa, isn't peni a group of Penises?

That my dear is a scary thought...

oh no...it is a beautiful, beautiful thing. esa, don't you agree?
I feel left out, all you boys get flashed, but we girls rarely get to see anything interesting from the boys. I think its time the guys start showin us what they are made of. Its only fair. Esa, come to an SOJ show some time so you can help me get these shy boys to let loose a little.

[FatVin]

The following post is intended to be taken toungue in cheek, if you don't know that means ask somebody.......

ESA Wrote:

I think it's a "requirement" if the band is good looking

now what kind of "lookist" bullshit is that, us ugly guys need to be flashed too ya know, I got needs like any of these guys who are built like Peter Fuckin Pan.

I'm a big man.

I don't need less sex than a skinny microphone stand man, I need MORE.

I need more food, when I drank I needed more drink, and I need more smoke than a little man, dammit

I need more of life's pleasure that most of these litttle broomstick fucks

and by the way I been called Fat Vinny since I weighed 175 lbs, I picked up the name in boys locker room, know what I'm sayin,

Big Poppa can deliver the goods, baby

so consider that when you are choosing a band to flash and give us big fellas an even break.

[Jim Price]

Hey, we music journalists appreciate any and all exhibitions of the goods. It makes being bumped around on dance floors and moshpits all the more endurable.

But a disclaimer - if I happen to be trying to get a picture of the band and a female exhibitionist happens to get between my camera and the band, well...I AIN'T COMPLAINING!

[esa]

esa please flash me I want to see those big things..............

Ummmmm...I've kicked your ass on a pool table. Does that count??

I guess I can't count on getting flashed too much with my wife standing beside me singing ?

Well.. you could... Oh hells...make it easier.. just have her flash you (and us!) and it will all be good. Actually... could you get lou to flash me? I can't resist the curl!

It helps to have your own personal groupie too.

::bows:: I do what I can. I'm going to ask for a "raise" soon...

Esa, isn't peni a group of Penises? That my dear is a scary thought... Do penises (peni) travel in groups, ah yes they do...

Hey now...there's nothing finer than a well maintained penis. And when they are in groups, it's all good. As long as you don't have swamp crotch/ass, fungus, or anything like that. And a perky one is always nice.

Esa, isn't peni a group of Penises? That my dear is a scary thought...

oh no...it is a beautiful, beautiful thing. esa, don't you agree? I feel left out, all you boys get flashed, but we girls rarely get to see anything interesting from the boys. I think its time the guys start showin us what they are made of. Its only fair. Esa, come to an SOJ show some time so you can help me get these shy boys to let loose a little.

Sounds like a date! We can add that to the lighter date and the invite sing a song on stage with ya. lol. Actually.. I'm pretty good at getting them to drop their drawers. Just gotta get the man's permission to do so.. ::halo::

The following post is intended to be taken toungue in cheek, if you don't know that means ask somebody.......
ESA Wrote:

I think it's a "requirement" if the band is good looking

now what kind of "lookist" bullshit is that, us ugly guys need to be flashed too ya know, I got needs like any of these guys who are built like Peter Fuckin Pan. I'm a big man.I don't need less sex than a skinny microphone stand man, I need MORE. I need more food, when I drank I needed more drink, and I need more smoke than a little man, dammit. I need more of life's pleasure that most of these litttle broomstick fucks. and by the way I been called Fat Vinny since I weighed 175 lbs, I picked up the name in boys locker room, know what I'm sayin, Big Poppa can deliver the goods, baby so consider that when you are choosing a band to flash and give us big fellas an even break.

Never said big guys didn't need good "lovin" too. I don't like skinny little dork dweebs. My guy is over 6' something, and is by no means petite. More to cuddle. More to love. And more to... well... uh... you know. Let's just say I'm a way happy camper. Wayyy happy. So drop em sometime Vinny. Show me and April how proud you are to be fat vinny ::Grins::

[esa]

Think I got everyone now.

Oh yeah...and cameras are great helps when you're trying to get booty shots. I agree there.

And.. I'm still waiting on a teeshirt bobby lee!

[esa]

Think I got everyone now.

Oh yeah...and cameras are great helps when you're trying to get booty shots. I agree there.

And.. I'm still waiting on a teeshirt bobby lee!

[Imgrimm01]

Those tees are out of print right now BUT we will have them for the big March comeback so be there and you got it , I know I owe it and DAMN they are nice !! I might need to see em again.

[poolpimp911]

the only reason esa I let you win because I thought it would get me some where with you the true pool pimp game but I will take what ever I can get

[byndrsn]

I really wanted to reply to this thread, but then that "Esa" chick made sooooooo many good points that I really don't even know where to start.

Esa - Get in touch with me!!! (heh heh heh)

[tonefight]

Thanks for the hookup Bobby !!!!!!

[HurricaneBob]

ROFL Tony! anytime ( . Y . )

[esa]

the only reason esa I let you win because I thought it would get me some where with you the true pool pimp game but I will take what ever I can get

Riggght. I can hold my own on a pool table with out anyone's "help". I kicked your ass because I'm good, not because you were trying to get in my pants. I don't ask for anyone to go easy on me nor do I expect it. If you were, that's your stupidity showing through and I could whomp you on it any day of the week. Hell, abate's going to be sponsoring a tournament in the near future. Come put your money and your stick where your mouth is and we'll see how many people you "let win".

[byndrsn]

the only reason esa I let you win because I thought it would get me some where with you the true pool pimp game but I will take what ever I can get

Riggght. I can hold my own on a pool table with out anyone's "help". I kicked your ass because I'm good, not because you were trying to get in my pants. I don't ask for anyone to go easy on me nor do I expect it. If you were, that's your stupidity showing through and I could whomp you on it any day of the week. Hell, abate's going to be sponsoring a tournament in the near future. Come put your money and your stick where your mouth is and we'll see how many people you "let win".

Oh Yeah!!! I want in on that action!!!

[esa]

Those tees are out of print right now BUT we will have them for the big March comeback so be there and you got it , I know I owe it and DAMN they are nice !! I might need to see em again.

::grins:: Can do Bobby Lee! I think Jae wanted one too...so if you need a reminder of what his looked like, I will make sure his chest fur is trimmed up a bit.