For Lonewolf (or any other scooter trash!)

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Sunday Nov 07, 2004

Panhead Pete took his son into the local Harley dealership to buy him his first helmet. He took a helmet off the rack and put it on his boy's head, but it was too small. Smacking his son viciously on the back of his head, he shouted angrily, "You bigheaded sonuvabitch!!!!"

After doing the same thing after trying two more helmets, the shop owner couldn't take it anymore and came hurrying out from behind the counter. "That's enough sir!!" he commanded. "What reason could you possibly have for striking your son like that?"

Pete looked the owner straight in the eye and said, "For your information, asshole, I worked my tail off all my life to get just three things I truly wanted: a nice bike, a good job, and a woman with a tight pussy. Well, that is my hog parked outside, I'm president of my own multimillion dollar company and I got married to a gorgeous red-head.... and then this bigheaded sonuvabitch came along!"

(I had to share this one!! Especially with my wife being due to give birth in 5 days!!)
Urbs

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Sunday Nov 07, 2004

The wife says it will stretch and go back Tom so you have nothing to worry about.

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Sunday Nov 07, 2004

Oh yeah, seems like it does

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Sunday Nov 07, 2004

Like I always say. Be careful what you ask for, you may get it.

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Sunday Nov 07, 2004

Before I posted this joke I had my wonderful wife read it - can you believe I got slapped???

esa · Post by **esa** » Sunday Nov 07, 2004

::can't believe it:: ::sniggers:: My sister has sex?

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Sunday Nov 07, 2004

esa wrote:::can't believe it:: ::sniggers:: My sister has sex?

heh heh heh heh heh