Countdown...

[esa]

Here it is 2004...election day...and to this day, no candidate has addressed the one issue that has been plaguing Americans for nearly 100 years. For all of our lives we have had to deal with the hotdog roll conspiracy. There are 8 rolls in a standard package, but yet, we have to deal with a roll shortage because a standard hotdog package contains 10 hotdogs. Oh, sure, you can get a dozen of those dinky little rolls, but those are inadequate for anything but the smallest of dogs. We need candidates with the guts to expose this artificial roll shortage and put an end to the conspiracy.

Actually, those hot dogs are made for the purpose of children and people like me. Kids get hot dog "penneys" (cut up pieces of dogs) with out buns. Or for the people like me, I prefer eating my hot dog with out a bun. I have to be in the mood for it. So that's why they do it. for the pains in the ass people like me.

[lonewolf]

Well, I done the deed and I'm happy to report that except for 2 Rs and a D/R, I voted straight Constitutional party. Yep, I've had enough of the big two and am ready to support this 3rd party whose mantra is to govern by the rule of the Constitution.

Hell Yeah!

[rickw]

Well, JP, yeah, Amen, it is over (at least in PA.), but Allegheny County has decided to keep polls open till 9:30. Stood out in the pouring rain for at least twenty minutes of my 45 minute wait in line, but well worth it. I'd never want to live anywhere but here. Regardless of who wins, we did have a voice, and I feel proud to be allowed to use that voice. Now if I could just convince my singing voice that it's not that old!