"ABC News actually conducted a poll this week on the comparative sex lives of Democrats and Republicans. 56% of Republicans and 47% of Democrats said they were 'very satisfied with their sex life.' . . . (Ralph) Nader, presumably, will call a press conference to denounce the Dems and media for trying to block him from having sex - although I think Nader sex would likely be a solo act with a full-length mirror. No word about Libertarian sex lives...but I'd think that would probably involve a trapeze, numerous consenting adults, some handguns, a bunch of marijuana, and Mike Badnarik giving participants a lengthy lecture on constitutional rights."
- Rob Gunzburger, Politics1, 10/20/04
Another great reason to be a republican!!