~*~Just for Dan~*~

esa · Post by **esa** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

If you were going to be lost in the woods and know for sure that you, your six other horney friends, and the dog were going to break down in bum-fuk-egypt...be found by wild pygmies...then get to be sexually violated, mutilated, tortured, then cut up into tinee-tiney pieces to be fed to inbred cousin albert and the rest of you to be made into clothing/decorational additions to the room.... What songs would you like for the "soundtrack" of this?

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

Sounds like the movie Wrong Turn, if you ask me!

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

That was a screwed up movie!!! What's this Just for Dan stuff anyhow?

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

GUITARII wrote:That was a screwed up movie!!! What's this Just for Dan stuff anyhow?

Maybe she meant another Dan.

It could be about another Dan.

Yeah, that's it - it is for another Dan.

Yeah, Right!!

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

That movie was just plain old stupid!

The song that would definatly be on my soundtrack would be DevilDriver's "Die and Die Now". I would need something to kick ass to while being in that F^ed film.

Another must would be Killswitch Engage's song "My Last Serenade" - deifinatly as the end credits are rolling and I am walking proud into the morning light after the final climatic night scene.

And during the part where I thought I was going to die for sure, I would need HIM's version of "Don't Fear The Reaper"

Or I would just Dan to be with me, then everything would be alright!

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

DMFJ03 wrote:Or I would just Dan to be with me, then everything would be alright!

As Apu off of the Simpsons would say.... "You Magnificent Bastard!"

What is up with all the homo insinuations? I'm not Gay! (But my boyfriend Tom is!)

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

Actually, Dan, I have no idea. I mean, Tom is definatly a Rump Ranger, but I don't know why you always get the butt end of it.

*Cymbal Crash*

Love ya Uncle Urbs!

esa · Post by **esa** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

Well you said you wanted a music based topic. So I set one up. Just. For. You.
Actually, it's wrong turn, Silence of the Lambs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of a Thousand Corpses, and Darkness Falls all rolled into one with a splash of Deliverence on the side. I didn't mean to make reference to your sexual preference or the quality of our family genes... (uncle, brother, or otherwise...)
::grins::

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

Well then..... "Sex and Candy"! That would've been hilarious in the movie "Wrong Turn" during the kitchen table scene!

facingwest · Post by **facingwest** » Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

Here's a song title. 'I didn't mean to do the dog'

ROCKPAGE

~~Just for Dan~~

~~Just for Dan~~