Breasts and Mens Health..

tornandfrayed · Post by **tornandfrayed** » Friday Oct 08, 2004

It has been determined that Men will have better health if they can just manage to stare at a Women's breasta more often. I am there! Now this is an exercise that I can live with!

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/1-8.htm

Oh Yeah!

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Friday Oct 08, 2004

Then, I should be one of the healthiest people in here!

FatVin · Post by **FatVin** » Friday Oct 08, 2004

Does it have to be the real thing or does Playboy and Penthouse count?

If not, I need get to the Palace, for medical purposes, of course.

esa · Post by **esa** » Friday Oct 08, 2004

DMFJ03 wrote:Then, I should be one of the healthiest people in here!

No matter how much you wanna believe it, Dan is not a woman. Stop staring at his chest.

Well... if just staring keeps you healthy, should I be over xempting myself as well? Groping. Myself. Others. Does that mean I'll live longer because of that? Or might just get laid a little more often if I'm constantly touching myself and another females "boys". ::gives herself a friendly squeeze::

And you know something? A few of us have determined that you can not continue to feel badly about things if you flash yourself or get flashed by others. I have confirmed testimony on that one.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Friday Oct 08, 2004

FatVin wrote: If not, I need get to the Palace, for medical purposes, of course.

I wonder if that would be covered under a HMO.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Friday Oct 08, 2004

I am immortal now.----->JMS

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Friday Oct 08, 2004

LMAO!

Good one Songsmith!!

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Saturday Oct 09, 2004

esa wrote:
DMFJ03 wrote:Then, I should be one of the healthiest people in here!
No matter how much you wanna believe it, Dan is not a woman. Stop staring at his chest.

HEY!! I resemble that remark! If you dance shirtless in front of the mirror, only looking at yourself from the neck to the top of the beer gut, and imagine they're womens breasts, will that work? Is puking after part of the program?

If you stare at your cousin's, while she's stumbling around in the dark, and then "accidently" bump into her to cop a feel... is that wrong? What if she "accidently" falls on top of you... and you're both naked... is that wrong? Hypothetically of course!