TRace amounts of cocaine are kissing your REd Bull

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TRace amounts of cocaine are kissing your REd Bull

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This really is my favorite energy drink , and I dont use drugs..
Cant get enough. :P

BERLIN — Six German states have told retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after a test found a trace amount of cocaine..the article goes on to say..."The amount is minute and that redbull uses coca leaves for flavoring..

In an Unrelated article....THis Morning...

Traces of cocaine 'found in Red Bull' in Hong Kong

HONG KONG (AFP) – Hong Kong officials say they have found traces of cocaine in cans of Red Bull, a few days after Taiwanese authorities confiscated close to 18,000 cases of the popular energy drink.

Officials at the Centre for Food Safety said a laboratory analysis found tiny amounts of the illegal drug in samples of "Red Bull Cola," "Red Bull Sugar-free" and "Red Bull Energy Drink", a spokesman said.

The drink has now been taken off the shelves of major supermarkets, the spokesman said in a statement issued late Monday. He added that the amount of cocaine found in the drinks posed little health danger.

Red Bull moved quickly to deny the findings and said independent tests on the same batch of drinks had found no traces of cocaine.

The Centre for Food Safety found traces of cocaine between 0.1 and 0.3 micrograms of the illegal drug per litre, the statement said.

I always wondered why "sugar water" was so expensive :roll:
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NO SHIT!!!! AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS THE JAGER & REDBULL KICKING MY ASS, WHEN ALL ALONG IT WAS THE COKE!!!
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Just another ploy to cause mass hysteria among the masses!!! Because someone may get sue happy. Because they didn't know how to control themselves. Drank 402 cans a day and stroked out... So, it's the companies fault. Get your torches and pitchforks!!! :P
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ALREADY MADE MY CALL!!! IM SUEING
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Good thing i dont drink that crap.
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rickster wrote:
The Centre for Food Safety found traces of cocaine between 0.1 and 0.3 micrograms of the illegal drug per litre, the statement said.
so if we dried out an Olympic sized pool full of red bull we'd have almost enough coke to get someone high?

there's probably more coke on the money i got out of the ATM this morning.
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Come on,who doesn't like a little trace of cocaine? 8)
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Asundor wrote:ALREADY MADE MY CALL!!! IM SUEING
...and remember, there's no fee unless we get money for you!! :twisted:
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YA KNOW I WAS JUST SETTING HERE THINKING. NOW I KNOW WHY THOSE DAMN THINGS ARE SO EXSPENSIVE, THERE PUTTING COCAINE IN IT.
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I wondered why my heart literally almost exploded when I tried to play sports after drinking a red-bull...

Although, to be fair - it happens when I drink Rockstar energy drinks too...
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Red Bull and Coke

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Red Bull and Coke. LOL THATS FUCKIN GREAT! THE GERMANS WAIT NEARLY 20 YEARS AFTER I LEAVE THE DAMNED COUNTRY TO COME UP WITH THE ULTIMATE SPEEDBALL WHEN I COULD HAVE USED IT WHEN I WAS WORKING 24 HOUR SHIFTS FOR UNCLE SAM!!!!!
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I just had a Red Bull this afternoon. I guess I better head to rehab...
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faceoffmuzik wrote:
rickster wrote: there's probably more coke on the money i got out of the ATM this morning.

Now that's funny right there.....
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Funny and true.

I'd be more pissed if my coke had traces of red bull in it. uncut plz.
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Why do you think I always drink Red Bull through a straw? 8)
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