Sorry couldnt resist.Everytime i meet a new guitarist or someone who has played out before ( I havent) .Its always, Oh ya, this is a great song, The chicks will be shakin their asses to that ...youve never seen sooo much PUs!, etc, etc..Or , this one will make them wet>! Have you ever gotten laid just for being in the band....?I mean seriously, you didnt have to tell her/him your name first.... or anything, it was just put the drumsticks/guitar/bass down and have animal ike sex in the back seat of the band van/toilet stall/sink/ whatever..Does being in a band help you get laid?
Does being in a band help you get laid?
........ Sorry couldnt resist.Everytime i meet a new guitarist or someone who has played out before ( I havent) .Its always, Oh ya, this is a great song, The chicks will be shakin their asses to that ...youve never seen sooo much PUs!, etc, etc..Or , this one will make them wet>! Have you ever gotten laid just for being in the band....?I mean seriously, you didnt have to tell her/him your name first.... or anything, it was just put the drumsticks/guitar/bass down and have animal ike sex in the back seat of the band van/toilet stall/sink/ whatever..
Sorry couldnt resist.Everytime i meet a new guitarist or someone who has played out before ( I havent) .Its always, Oh ya, this is a great song, The chicks will be shakin their asses to that ...youve never seen sooo much PUs!, etc, etc..Or , this one will make them wet>! Have you ever gotten laid just for being in the band....?I mean seriously, you didnt have to tell her/him your name first.... or anything, it was just put the drumsticks/guitar/bass down and have animal ike sex in the back seat of the band van/toilet stall/sink/ whatever.."He who trims himself to suite others, will soon whittle himself away"-Unknown
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Dude. Look at me.
I couldn't get ass in a Bangkok cathouse with a Benjamin taped to my forehead.
Hang a guitar around my neck, and suddenly I was Jon Bon Stevens. Everytime a woman would agree to sex, I'd be like, "Really?"
Ask BadDazeRob, my number one motto is, "Everyone should play in a band for at least a little while." I got into it for artistic satisfaction, then I found out that girls think playing in a rock band is daring and rebellious. Eventually, it gets old (so did I), and I married a woman who truly is NOT impressed by anything I do, she could care less about the onstage stuff. It's cool, I know she's not into the shallow bad-boy stuff. Of course, I have to walk around the house with a Benjamin taped to my forehead.
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I couldn't get ass in a Bangkok cathouse with a Benjamin taped to my forehead.
Hang a guitar around my neck, and suddenly I was Jon Bon Stevens. Everytime a woman would agree to sex, I'd be like, "Really?"
Ask BadDazeRob, my number one motto is, "Everyone should play in a band for at least a little while." I got into it for artistic satisfaction, then I found out that girls think playing in a rock band is daring and rebellious. Eventually, it gets old (so did I), and I married a woman who truly is NOT impressed by anything I do, she could care less about the onstage stuff. It's cool, I know she's not into the shallow bad-boy stuff. Of course, I have to walk around the house with a Benjamin taped to my forehead.
--->JMS
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Mmmmm, MILFMr.MoJo RiZin' wrote:Ahhh YES!! I remember one time I even had a mother and daughter team shove about $60 down my leather pants...I didn't do the mom though. They were both kinda hot.
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You are so messed up. The only way you got the girls was to throw your mic and knock them out. LMAOdeathdealer1000 wrote:Yes!!!!! I just wear a shirt that says "I'm with the band"