A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
from
> >> her
> >>nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
> >>
> >> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
> >>
> >> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
> >> says
> >>his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
he
> >>knows the bank manager.
> >>
> >> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
> >>collateral.
> >>
> >> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> >>elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very
confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager
> >>and disappears into a back office.
> >>
> >> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
> >> Jagger
> >>out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he
wants
> >>to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I
mean,
> >>what in the world is this?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> (you're gonna love this)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> (its a real treat)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> ( a masterpiece)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> (wait for it)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a
knickknack,
> >>Patty
> >>
> >> Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
> >>
