Worst Lyrics ever

Jsun76 · Post by **Jsun76** » Tuesday Apr 14, 2009

There's probably already been a thread about this, but here we go.

Slash your ass with a chainsaw....Fred Durst(horrible)

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Apr 14, 2009

Every word in this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk

The Night Chicago Died by Paper Lace. I have seen this song on Worst Songs of All Time lists.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

I thought The Night Chicago Died was pretty kick-ass. Of course, I was 11 years old.

My Daddy was a cop
On the Eastside of Chicago
Back in the USA
Back in the battle days

That's deep, right there.

My vote is the Kid Rock song that made me realize he's no different than Britney Spears now. You know, that godforsaken song sampled from Werewolves Of London and Sweet Home Alabama.
"...We were tryin' different things and we were smokin' funny things..."

When you start rhyming words with themselves? How pathetic. I think the hepatitis is affecting his brain or something.

--->JMS

cryssie · Post by **cryssie** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

ever read the lyrics to Heart's "Barracuda"? awful.

but since it's so much fun to sing...i try not to think about the lyrics.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

"Keep Your Hands off my girlfriend."

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

"She thinks my tractor's sexyyyyyy. It really turns her onnnnnn."

I love humor. But, Beavis, this sucks.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

REDillon wrote:"She thinks my tractor's sexyyyyyy. It really turns her onnnnnn."

I love humor. But, Beavis, this sucks.

I remember when Kenny Chesney was a country singer, for about ten minutes, at the start of his career. What a pecker-smooch. If you have a stylist, you are the opposite of a country singer.

As for Barracuda, it's all metaphors. She's talking about a sleazy music-business guy who tried to "help" Heart's career, in exchange for sexual favors. "You'd have me down, down, down, down on my knees... now wouldn't ya, Barracuda?" I admit, I didn't get it until it was explained many years later.--->JMS

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You." Ughhh...

When you breathe I wanna be the air for you

When you get drunk I'll be your wine, etc...

Barf!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

Oooooh, yeah, that's bad.
How about Cry Tuff, by Poison.

You gotta Cry Tuff,
Out in the street
To make your dreams happen... blup...bluuup...SPEW!!!

--->JMS

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

"So tell me have you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really loved a woman."

Load gun...pull trigger.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

songsmith wrote: Kenny Chesney What a pecker-smooch.

I hate this guy as much as anyone.

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

When you can't think of real words, just make up some stupid sounding nonexistent and nonsensical words and put them in awful songs.

Here are two examples.

Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins

It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

Bawitdaba - Kid Rock

Bawitdaba-da bang-da-bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up drop the boogie

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

I'm with you on the Trace Adkins song. Also, just about any song that Toby Keith has released in the past 8 years has some bad lyrics in it.

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Thursday Apr 16, 2009

moxham123 wrote: Bawitdaba - Kid Rock

Bawitdaba-da bang-da-bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up drop the boogie

Fall on your balls and bang your dang dingy
when you fall on your dingy you upset your tummy
Fall on your balls and bang your dang dingy
when you fall on your dingy you upset your tummy

Jsun76 · Post by **Jsun76** » Thursday Apr 16, 2009

Colton wrote:

Fall on your balls and bang your dang dingy
when you fall on your dingy you upset your tummy
Fall on your balls and bang your dang dingy
when you fall on your dingy you upset your tummy

Now thats funny

VENTGtr · Post by **VENTGtr** » Thursday Apr 16, 2009

Seems like there's a competition nowadays to come up with the
most infantile, brain dead lyrics. Nickelback seems to be at the
head of this, Kid Rock, and every other Buckcherry song are
strong contenders.

Like taking the 80s swill lyrics (Bon Jovi & Poison mentioned are
good examples) and trying to out-lame them.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thursday Apr 16, 2009

songsmith wrote: "...We were tryin' different things and we were smokin' funny things..."

When you start rhyming words with themselves? How pathetic. I think the hepatitis is affecting his brain or something. --->JMS

This!^^^^^BUGS THE SHIT OUT OF ME^^^^^^^^^

He didn't start it though, rappers have been doing it for years. Funny too, cuz lots of stuff rhymes with nigguh. Just shows you how "edgy" and creative they are, huh?

Seriously though, so many bad ones on the radio now. Pop music has no soul, and no message.

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Thursday Apr 16, 2009

Oye Como Va

possibly

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Thursday Apr 16, 2009

There plenty of message in it... It screams "SUCK".

I would have to put chinese democracy out there too..

Jsun76 · Post by **Jsun76** » Thursday Apr 16, 2009

Don't get me wrong on this one cuz I love george thorogood(much to the chagrin of Dave)

But:...you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself...Ya think

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Apr 16, 2009

I forgot about Nickleback! Yes, Chad, we know chicks blow you. You don't need to reference it in every song. Who'd have ever thought I'd tire of BJ references? Shame, too, because they write some catchy melodies.--->JMS