These would make 10 great country and western song titles

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Friday Mar 27, 2009

These would make 10 great country and western song titles

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring And Gave Me The Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better With Every Beer

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Friday Mar 27, 2009

number 9 is basically Ten with a two by Willie Nelson.

"Last night I came at 2 with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a 2.
I got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinkin, but honey when I get on that booze.
I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few."

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Friday Mar 27, 2009

11. "If You Can't Live Without Me Then Why Ain't You Dead Yet?"

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Friday Mar 27, 2009

12. It's not incest if you turn out the lights.

13. She's been lying through her tooth.

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Friday Mar 27, 2009

DirtySanchez wrote:13. She's been lying through her tooth.

hahaha omg my ribs

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Friday Mar 27, 2009

More later

14) Fussin' With My Cousin

15) My Girl Left With Her Dog And I Don't Miss The Bitch

16) Trailer Park Love (Sheep Reprise)

17) You Bring The Sheep, I'll Bring The Beer

18) Cowboys By Day, Cowgirls By Night

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Friday Mar 27, 2009

19) My son's my grandson!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Friday Mar 27, 2009

Numbers's 1,2,8 &10 have actually been done.

thebattle · Post by **thebattle** » Friday Mar 27, 2009

DirtySanchez wrote:12. It's not incest if you turn out the lights.

13. She's been lying through her tooth.

LOL good ones!

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Saturday Mar 28, 2009

old favorites:

let me be your dresser baby so I can ramble through your drawers

I've carried a torch for you for so long I burned a hole in my pocket

I don't know whats got into me since I got into you

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Saturday Mar 28, 2009

She broke my heart, so I broke her windshield.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Saturday Mar 28, 2009

Mama Corn plays "I'm At Home Gettin' Hammered While She's Out Gettin' Nailed" from a Rob Zombie movie soundtrack.--->JMS

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Saturday Mar 28, 2009

songsmith wrote:Mama Corn plays "I'm At Home Gettin' Hammered While She's Out Gettin' Nailed" from a Rob Zombie movie soundtrack.--->JMS

I used to play that Johnny! Good tune.

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Saturday Mar 28, 2009

Blues tune:

Come Sit On My Face And Let Me Eat My Way To Your Heart

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Saturday Mar 28, 2009

backlash bass wrote:She broke my heart, so I broke her windshield.

I thought it was "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw"

UNEARTHA7XMatt · Post by **UNEARTHA7XMatt** » Saturday Mar 28, 2009

I kissed my sweetie with my Fist!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Saturday Mar 28, 2009

Merge wrote:
backlash bass wrote:She broke my heart, so I broke her windshield.
I thought it was "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw"