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I can't get my chimp back into the house.
I wish Coke was still Cola and a Joint was a bad place to be.
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Better get that fucker in quick or this'll happen.

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he's not listening.
we drink wine and he sleeps with me :shock:
I wish Coke was still Cola and a Joint was a bad place to be.
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That's the problem with a chimp for a pet....

It's all hugs, kisses and romantic evenings with a bottle of wine...

Till you gotta bust a cap in his primate ass!!!!!
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You should never have a chimp as a pet. Or a lover. Some people take the term "monkey sex" too literally. I bet they know how to work a banana though! Oooh that was just sooooo wrong!

See what you Rockpagers do to me. You corrupt me and my morals. I was a virgin before I struck the first key on this site!! :oops:
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"HE RIPPED MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE OFF!"

"He ripped your girlfriends face off?"

"YES!"

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bassist_25 wrote:Image
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I wish Coke was still Cola and a Joint was a bad place to be.
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Hey, come on now!
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waydowneast wrote: Image

This is the best one! :lol:
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RobTheDrummer wrote:Hey, come on now!
luv ya man :D :shock:
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ahahahahaha. making fun of rob is fun.
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Post by SATAN »

Who is that handsome man with no hair beside Rob, LOL.


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I don't know who she is.
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I better stop. lolol
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OMFG :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: she's pretty.
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I fucked her! :o

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ROFL! photochop of the year!
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Wow Randy!...Can I borrow those neon hoops...They are SWEET~~hey-Hey-hey~~~!...... :lol:
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HAHAHA! Thanks man. That made my morning a lot better!
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Ugh!! That's the same style of make-up style of the fat chick off The Drew Carey Show. Thanks alot Charlie.

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Post by VENTGtr »

I almost choked laughing (Just getting to lunch here) reading the topic
"HELP!!!"...and the last post in reply was by SATAN.


REDillon wrote:You should never have a chimp as a pet. Or a lover.
Yet another "Where was this advice 20 years ago?"
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