~*~ Feel Better~*~

[esa]

How to start the morning with a positive attitude.

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "John Kerry."
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?"
6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly.
7. Feel better..

[Killjingle]

I dunno... a Marlboro and a Mountain Dew is the breakfast of Champions. Its how I have started my day for the last decade.