Any of you guys miss having a foreskin?

grimmbass · Post by **grimmbass** » Friday Aug 20, 2004

An interesting article I found in Wired magazine:

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,64254,00.html

Apparently, some guys out there miss their foreskins so badly that they're willing to use various apparatus (including miniature dumbells (!) to gain back what they've lost.

I think that it sounds like a lot of work for questionable payoff...but then again, I may be getting a "head" of myself;).

Opinions?

Kent, Bass, The Grimm

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Friday Aug 20, 2004

Kent, you are scaring me. Seriously.

Post by **Jim Price** » Friday Aug 20, 2004

What's going on up there in those hills? Is there extra radon coming out of the ground up there around Tonkin Estates? I'm starting to wonder what devious stuff might happen at the Otto send-off show tonight...

Killjingle · Post by **Killjingle** » Friday Aug 20, 2004

when I start thinking about things like my missing foreskin, I grab a beer. Perhaps in this instance, I will get us each one. Hope Otto's last show was a success, and good luck in the future. We had the opportunity to grace the stage with u guys as The Embalmed, and we were always treated with dignity and respect.

daveb · Post by **daveb** » Saturday Aug 21, 2004

Missing the foreskin is just the tip of the issue. The root of problem, I believe, is lying deeper. Sometimes it's hard.....to express your true feelings at hand. Sometimes stimulating, penetrating, intercourse is the answer to pent up feelings of loss. It's usually better to have someone to bounce things off of instead of keeping it bottled up in side.

esa · Post by **esa** » Saturday Aug 21, 2004

::just shakes her head:: And I get yelled at for making comments about riding donkeys and eating pigs... this ain't fair.

what about jewish foreskin bearing armadillos?

Post by **Jim Price** » Saturday Aug 21, 2004

Esa,

What's spoken at the Grimm breakfast table STAYS at the Grimm breakfast table!

I am, though, looking forward to the Ass Sweat Puppet Show...

WitchChic · Post by **WitchChic** » Saturday Aug 21, 2004

Hey everybody your all invited to my Party...
Its August 33rd(thats the 2nd tuesday of that week) Its BYOB!!!!!!!!

"Bring your own Barbell!!"

Kent your the best,tho sometimes I wonder why "IM" the medicated one,lol..... Loves you....

esa · Post by **esa** » Sunday Aug 22, 2004

Now that i think of it... Didn't spencers used to have the dick-cer-cisor? a small push up thing with barbells on it? Perhaps we could have a rock page sponsored field trip to adult world to see if they have them. if not, doesn't those swedish pumps work too?

i always wanted to draw eyes on a non-circumcised penis... I always wondered how much like an aardvark/ant eater it would like like with them...

FatVin · Post by **FatVin** » Sunday Aug 22, 2004

you just know that missing foreskin or some variation there of like missing 4 skin or something like that will end up as a track title or a band name sometime in the near future.

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Sunday Aug 22, 2004

ESA , our dog hasn't been circumsized if ya wanna come check that one out.

He won't mind he seems to be pretty proud of it

esa · Post by **esa** » Sunday Aug 22, 2004

Somehow.. that's just a wee bit different from what I was thinking. Besides, I think society in Pennsylvania calls that a wee bit against the law (bestiality is illegal in pa.. isn't that awful?) for me to fondle your puppies penis. However, it is A Okay for me to touch another gents penis. So if you come upon a peni that is uncirc'd, lemme know. Until then, don't pick on me with puppy porn...

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Sunday Aug 22, 2004

ESA, I don't know where your mind is you wanted to " get your eyes" on one , I offered my dog but never mentioned anything about touching....... Gezz, it always goes right to the gutter with you........ that's not such a bad thing though

esa · Post by **esa** » Sunday Aug 22, 2004

tonefight wrote: Gezz, it always goes right to the gutter with you........ that's not such a bad thing though

The section I own is so large that I can sublet. Anyone looking to rent?

facingwest · Post by **facingwest** » Sunday Aug 22, 2004

I know, I'm a little late on this one, but going back to the original post.....How can someone miss something they don't even remember? I was probably a new born whenever ye ole snip happened, so how on earth could you compare the difference?

Esa, rather than renting, I'm looking to purchase. Put it up for auction to the highest bidder.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sunday Aug 22, 2004

esa wrote:Somehow.. that's just a wee bit different from what I was thinking. Besides, I think society in Pennsylvania calls that a wee bit against the law (bestiality is illegal in pa.. isn't that awful?) for me to fondle your puppies penis. However, it is A Okay for me to touch another gents penis. So if you come upon a peni that is uncirc'd, lemme know. Until then, don't pick on me with puppy porn...

My dog thinks it's a person. Is that close enough?

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Monday Aug 23, 2004

I don't miss mine !! I have it in a jar on my dining room table surrounded by flowers it makes a lovely centerpiece.

esa · Post by **esa** » Monday Aug 23, 2004

I thinks Pa laws would still frown upon a frollic with your four legged friend. Even if he does think he's a person. And personally some of the exes I've dated on the two legged scale should have laws against getting petted as well. Thank you for the offer Jimmi.. P'raps if he wore a kilt...

A centerpiece you say? Do you offer it to people to sniff? "Ohh look at the rare flower..."

Auctioning sounds good. I'll start off bidding with two blocks. Heavily used but still in "tip" "top" condition. They come with a lovely scenic view. Any takers?

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Monday Aug 23, 2004

Anyone who would like can sniff my foreskin anytime , Just simply ask and it's yours for the sniffin !

GetInWithIn · Post by **GetInWithIn** » Wednesday Aug 25, 2004

Having never remembered having foreskin, i can say....No sir, I don't think i want it.....besides it makes your cock look smaller from what women have told me......i need all the help I can get!!!!! hahaha

grimmbass · Post by **grimmbass** » Saturday Aug 28, 2004

Bob actually tried to cut up his foreskin and put it on a pizza once but we caught him....I remember saying something like "yo, Bobby...those AIN'T anchovies!"

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Saturday Aug 28, 2004

That's a disturbing thought.

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Any of you guys miss having a foreskin?

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