Famous movie quotes

mistikalvalkrie · Post by **mistikalvalkrie** » Thursday Dec 04, 2008

"The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you...?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!"

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Thursday Dec 04, 2008

It's dark, we're wearing sunglasses? Anyone know the rest?

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Thursday Dec 04, 2008

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Princess Bride. Awesome film. Inconceivable.

r:>)

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Thursday Dec 04, 2008

PanzerFaust wrote:It's dark, we're wearing sunglasses? Anyone know the rest?

Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake Blues: Hit it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHa_jqxnn4o

sunsetbass · Post by **sunsetbass** » Thursday Dec 04, 2008

just about anything from the movie Blazing saddles. i'd list a few but i'm not a racist and i don't want to offend anyone.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Thursday Dec 04, 2008

sunsetbass wrote:just about anything from the movie Blazing saddles. i'd list a few but i'm not a racist and i don't want to offend anyone.

That's cool man, I'm only racist at home too.

UNEARTHA7XMatt · Post by **UNEARTHA7XMatt** » Friday Dec 05, 2008

BadDazeRob wrote:"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Princess Bride. Awesome film. Inconceivable.

r:>)

Dude Great Quote!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Friday Dec 05, 2008

metalchurch wrote:
sunsetbass wrote:just about anything from the movie Blazing saddles. i'd list a few but i'm not a racist and i don't want to offend anyone.
That's cool man, I'm only racist at home too.

"he said," the sherriff is near".

"No, I said the sherriff is a N***er!" haha

Hedley-"You spare the women?"

Taggart- "No, we rape the shit out of them at the number six dance later on". LOL!

F19Drummer · Post by **F19Drummer** » Friday Dec 05, 2008

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Ezekiel 25:17

Post by **Ron** » Friday Dec 05, 2008

F19Drummer wrote:The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Ezekiel 25:17

The funny part is that no such verse exists in the Bible. It's all made up except for some parts of the last sentence.

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Friday Dec 05, 2008

"Don't call me Shirley" from Airplane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=midrADL_ ... re=related

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Friday Dec 05, 2008

moxham123 wrote:"Don't call me Shirley" from Airplane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=midrADL_ ... re=related

Lots of good stuff in the Airplanes. How 'bout the exchange in the cockpit between Over, Under, and Dunn. And the two black guys talking jive.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Friday Dec 05, 2008

witchhunt wrote:And the two black guys talking jive.

... and Mrs. Cleaver from "Leave It To Beaver" translating.

r:>)

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Friday Dec 05, 2008

BadDazeRob wrote:
witchhunt wrote:And the two black guys talking jive.
... and Mrs. Cleaver from "Leave It To Beaver" translating.

r:>)

One of those jive talkers was a young Sam L. Jackson. I wonder if it was his first movie role?

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Second Jive Dude: UH... First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em(smack hands together)First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.(Golly!)

First Jive Dude Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM. Second Jive Dude Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT. First Jive Dude Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY. Second Jive Dude Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE. First Jive Dude Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE,... First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude Subtitle: MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE. (smack hands together) First Jive Dude Subtitle: HOW TRUE! First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude Subtitle: GOLLY!(SHIIIIIIIIT)

whitedevilone · Post by **whitedevilone** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

I wanna know what the fuck you're doing with my time Frankenstein!

GoneForever · Post by **GoneForever** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

"Affleck, you the bomb in Phantoms, yo"
-Jay in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

"The magic word is rock and roll man"
-Red in National Lampoon's Senior Trip

"Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird! "
-Monty Python's Life Of Brian (best Python movie, IMO)

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

whitedevilone wrote:I wanna know what the fuck you're doing with my time Frankenstein!

YES!!!

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

Carl Spackler: [preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
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Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

Christ! Speaking of Caddyshack - did you guys know the actor who played Danny Noonan also played "Fred", Jackie's husband on "Roseanne"? I had no freaking idea...........

CHICKSINGA · Post by **CHICKSINGA** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

I bet you didn't know this either - His name is Michael O'Keefe and he was married to Bonnie Raitt.

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

CHICKSINGA wrote:I bet you didn't know this either - His name is Michael O'Keefe and he was married to Bonnie Raitt.

Well, I knew his name, and saw some pics of him with Bonnie and John Raitt - but I thought she was married to John. (I know nothing about her, except that if I never, EVER hear "Something to Talk About" again, it will be ok with me.) Is John her dad, then, or her brother, or what?

Anyway.... back to the quotes:

John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

witchhunt wrote:First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Second Jive Dude: UH... First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em(smack hands together)First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.(Golly!)

First Jive Dude Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM. Second Jive Dude Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT. First Jive Dude Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY. Second Jive Dude Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE. First Jive Dude Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE,... First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude Subtitle: MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE. (smack hands together) First Jive Dude Subtitle: HOW TRUE! First Jive Dude+Second Jive Dude Subtitle: GOLLY!(SHIIIIIIIIT)

Witchy, I didnt understand a damn word of that! What kind of jive was that?

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

Witchy, I didnt understand a damn word of that! What kind of jive was that?

South side of somewhere, I suppose.

UNEARTHA7XMatt · Post by **UNEARTHA7XMatt** » Saturday Dec 06, 2008

Big Woman-------- Rule of Thumb? Did you know that in the early 1900's it was legal for men to beat their wives, just so long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

McMannus-----Well we cant do much damage with that now can we? Perhaps it should have been rule of wrist then?

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