Famous movie quotes

[RFBuck]

Animal House - "Zero point zero."

Helps that Stern pounds that one to death....

[ozwalt816]

Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning....smells like victory."

Trace,
I also love the Costner quote from Bull Durham; however, I probably would've given Susan Sarandon what she wanted

[lonewolf]

How can we have come this far without an Animal Hosue quote? Maybe the most quotable movie of ALL TIME.

My favorite quote (scene):

"sorry..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9JYq-mXprw

[YankeeRose]

"Animal House" is indeed one of the funniest movies ever made! Holey shiT! It will be 30 years next year since I saw it for the first time in a beautiful old theatre in Tremont, PA. Whoo, time flies!

[Ron]

"Follow, but follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so fowl, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all...with nasty big pointy teeth!"

[UNEARTHA7XMatt]

We were somewhere around Barstow when the drugs began to take hold.--Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I didnt just light a few fires I rained down Sulfur. Its like and endurance trial. Raining Down Sulfur is one of the most strenuous activities anyone could engage in Next to Soccer.---- Matt Damon -- Dogma

[BDR]

"I have a bad feeling about this."

— Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
— Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
— Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
— Luke Skywalker and Han Solo in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
— Princess Leia Organa in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
— C3PO and Han Solo in Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi

r:>)

[bassist_25]

Obviously, the Matrix Trilogy is pretty quotable, but I think that my all-time favorite Matrix quote comes from Revolutions when Trinity, Morpheous, and Seraph go back to the Merovingian's club to get Neo out of the train station. Everyone pulls out their guns and ends up in a Mexican standoff.


Trinity: You wanna make a deal? How about this? You give me Neo or we all die, right here, right now.

Merovingian: Interesting deal. You are really ready to die for this man?

Trinity: [cocks gun] Believe it.

Persephone: She'll do it. If she has to, she'll kill every one of us. She's in love.

Merovingian: It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

Trinity: Time's up. What's it gonna be, Merv?

[bassist_25]

We were somewhere around Barstow when the drugs began to take hold.--Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Highly quotable movie and book.

"He'll report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law-enforcement agency, and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus! Did I say that"

[UNEARTHA7XMatt]

"Ive been drinking Green Tea all god damn day. God Damnit if I dont go to church every God Damn Sunday, and You wanna bring the demons outa Me. This is my Hat now, This is totally my hat!"-------Hot Rod

[REDillon]

"I came here today to chew bubble gum and kick some ass and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Quote from the movie, They Live.

LOVE IT!

[cryssie]

A few of my favorites from Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

Bring out your dead
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/dead.wav

I'm not dead
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/notdead.wav

I shall taunt you a second time
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/taunt.wav

It's just a flesh wound
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/wound.wav

She turned me into a newt
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/newt.wav

Unladen swallow

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/velocity.wav (part 1)

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/swallow.wav (part 2)

What is your favorite color
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/fave.wav

I fart in your general direction
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/fart.wav

this is my all-time favorite movie. the whole script could end up in this thread.

if i had to pick a favorite, though, it would have to be:

Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

[H]

One of my favorites...

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God.
Lemmy...
Aaaa...
God....
Wrong dickhead, trick question, Lemmy is God.

From the movie Airheads. Stupid movie but awsome quote.

[Baceman Spiff]

HOT SHOTS "My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals. " Topper Harley

[DirtySanchez]

"This chicks pussy smelled like the great depression"- Grandmas Boy

"Dude your bed is a car."

"Yeah, it's a fuckin sweet car too"- Grandmas Boy

Best movie for quotes!!!

I'll smoke that shit with you bro, We'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck! LOL!

[UNEARTHA7XMatt]

"Dude this Bong Water Reeks. Well if you cleaned it once in a while it wouldnt smell like your girlfriends Ass."

"Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing but Banging your grandmother, Thats Legendary."

"Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"

"Hi my name is Jeff, I have a bush, Its not Grey"


All from Grandmas Boy

[Baceman Spiff]

Your right, Brian Grandma's Boy is a quote machine. But so is one of my fav's (yours too) Big Lebowski. The whole movie is one great line after another.

Walter: Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.

Donny: They were Nazis, Dude?

Walter: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?

Dude: They're not Nazi's Walter, they're nihilists. They believe in nothing.

Walter: Nihilists... fuck me! I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

Dude: What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

Walter : No, I'm...

Dude: Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!

[tshovel]

iam a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker mother fucker!!

its a chopper baby!

bad mother fucker!

we should have shot guns for this shit

royal with cheese

i could go on but i think you all get it!!

[UNEARTHA7XMatt]

I Fuckin Hate Pikeys!

Considering your gun has replica written down the side of it. And I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine, Should precipitate your mincy fagot balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now Fuck Off!

SNATCH

[ZappasXWife]

This wasn't a movie but some comedic routine I heard on Letterman or something....

"The only Americans that have truly embraced the metric system are drug dealers"

Its true !!!

[Trucula]

Ol' Con-Air favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aNFSZqG ... re=related

"Well Hoooray for the Sounds of F%$#in Silence!!" Ok maybe a personal fav!....LOL

[BDR]

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

— Gandalf the Grey, Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring.

Very meaningful quote. It applies to everyone and is both simple and genius if you think about it.

r:>)

[JackANSI]

Adrian Cronauer: Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.

Sgt. Major Dickerson: [Pointing to his rank insignia] What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?
Adrian Cronauer: End of an inning?

Adrian Cronauer: I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

[Korruption4ever]

"Fuck You And Good Night!" Dusk till Dawn. The Vampire band in the club at the end of their song. I like sayin that at the end of the night too! lol

[J Michaels]

Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Jackie Treehorn: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
The Dude: On you maybe.