Will there Be HOOKERS??

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Will there Be HOOKERS??

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I'm looking very forward to the Rockpage Jam this Sunday I ask that you all please try to attend and lets make the most of an already great situation, Also I was wondering if anyone thought to invite whores of any type? I mean like loose women who like to get naked for musicians or real hookers who would maybe give us a group rate on some head or something, if no one has set this up PLEASE I urge you to get to work on this .... Thank You !
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Now that's funny!!
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I am happy to amuse , If I get just one smile I feel I've met my quota for the day and every one after that is icing my friend icing.... Having said that I wasnot joking some whores make any event better PERIOD !! Hey wait I think that will be my new motto . " EVERY THING IS BETTER WITH WHORES " Yup that's it. Hey see ya'll there on Sun.
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But doesn't Mini-Bob discourage any acts of sex in exchange for legal tender?
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Considering the Rockpage Jam will be taking place mere feet from the Norfolk Southern mainline railroad tracks, I've seen a few interesting individuals hanging around the tracks over the years - sometimes if you stand on the foot bridge crossing over the tracks, you can spot winos and hobos sitting under bridges and stuff. So hookers might not be out of the question...
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1) Yes it's true Mini Bob does not condone paying for sex... BUT ... When was the last time you saw him at a show? The Grimm or atleast me love cheap meaningless sex !!

2) J.P. I am not above a wino as long as her breath is tolerable and if there are teeth missing ... All the better !!

MMMMMMM Gumm JOBB !!
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Imgrimm01 wrote:The Grimm or atleast me love cheap meaningless sex !!
Oh.. oh I see.. I understand now... I've been terribly terribly used now... ::sniffles::
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esa You Know I love you.. you make yourself so scarce I begin to think you don't like me.
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Maybe whores who like ass sweat? See ya at Granatelli's, bud.
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Great, my kid read this and now he wants to go.....
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Mini Bob does not condone paying for sex

There is an old saying:

If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, it's cheaper
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Old sayings

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There is another old saying that goes,

"She has Cock sucking Lips!"

"How do you know that?"

"Well look, they are right under her nose! That means they are Cock Sucking lips!""
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torn&frayed wrote: "Well look, they are right under her nose! That means they are Cock Sucking lips!""
::points:: You have lips too.. guess this quote goes both ways...
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OWNED! :P
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LMMFAO!!! :lol:
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ZING!
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I think we oughta organize a benefit for beatches and ho's.....call it the Ho-Down. We could have Ho-made cake, Ho-made beer, and everybody's favorite....Ho-made pie:).

Once this one is done, we'd pool our energies for the Hobo-down. There could be a lot of great fun for this one, even beyond the music! Imagine the great game booths we could set-up! The hobo-bathing contest! Cheap hooch drinking competitions (first one to go blind is the loser)! And everybody's favorite...the HOBO DELOUSING COMPETITION!

We should do it in the fall....I mean, what's better on a brisk October afternoon than a piping hot cup of Bob's Ass Soup while you're hosing off a hobo!

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Kent, you are just not right, bro. :shock: :shock: :shock:

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I came, I brought my wife! She was not even propositioned! Except by Vinnie, but that is normal!

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sorry

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Sorry Torn I was trying to be "family friendly" if we had been in a club I would have certainly tried to pick up your wife !!!
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