IS ASS SWEAT A PROBLEM??

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

I know that all of you perform hard while on stage I mean giving it your all is part of the job we owe the fans that , Now to my point, while doing this heavy duty performance have any of you had problems with ass sweat? I mean when I come off stage you could boil my drawers and make ass soup , I'm drenched !!! What do you all do to avoid OR deal with this problem?

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

This post is gonna scare me for life !!!!!

I don't get ass sweat but I do notice I usually smell a little funny after a show.

Maybe try depends they should soak up any moisture in the ass area. Babypowder may help any iritation caused by the ass sweat also.

I think I'll go find a psychiatrist to hypnotize me and make me forget the terrible and disturbing images this post has caused.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

As a drummer, I can vouch for ass sweat(or as some call it "swamp nuts"). Leather stools will give you more ass sweat than a airy perforated stool. I stick with the perforated one. As for Bob, you can use lots of baby powder to "keep it cool" or use an adult diaper to soak it up.(eewwwwww..) Anyway, maybe that would be a new look, Big Bad Bob in a diaper..you know, he might be nuts enough to try it!

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

I sweat like nobody's business up there, and it starts pretty much from the minute I get under the lights. Add to that nonstop movement for three, one-hour sets, yeah, I'm a sweaty pig. Never made "ass soup," though. Do you put broccoli in yours?

r:>)

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

Gotta go with Robthedrummer on this one, I sweat my ass off. I bring multiple changes of clothes to shows, and I also use a throne that lets the air move underneath me (The Pearl Widerider). I also invested about 10 bucks in one of those white clip-on fans that I attach to my drum rack and that blows on my face to keep some of the sweat outta there.

Don't forget to look for BadDazeRob's new cookbook, "Ass Sweat Soup: How To Really Kick It Up" coming to bookstores next month!!

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

I was trying to think up a good funny smartass generalization for drummers, but I see that you guys already have that covered.

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

See now this is what the general discussion is all about !!!!!

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

Here is what I'm going to do , I am going to make a HUGE pot of Ass Sweat soup for the rockpage Jam I will have it back stage and all the musicians may partake for free sorta like if we were professional musicians ya know free food back stage , This way everyone knows what the ingredients are and I will also print the recipe so that if you like it you can have it any time you like.

the herald · Post by **the herald** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

dude you crack me up!!!! yes as a performer ass sweat sucks ....do they make an ass deodorant/anti-persporent???? sounds like a million dollar idea

hmmmmm maybe ill try some speed stick................. honey!!!!! yes dear..... can i borrow your deodorant?? ahhhhhh......

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

Imgrimm01 wrote:Here is what I'm going to do , I am going to make a HUGE pot of Ass Sweat soup for the rockpage Jam I will have it back stage and all the musicians may partake for free sorta like if we were professional musicians ya know free food back stage , This way everyone knows what the ingredients are and I will also print the recipe so that if you like it you can have it any time you like.

What about those not in the line-up? Oh, can you get bisquits & headcheese wit dat?

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

the herald wrote: dude you crack me up!!!! yes as a performer ass sweat sucks ....do they make an ass deodorant/anti-persporent???? sounds like a million dollar idea hmmmmm maybe ill try some speed stick................. honey!!!!! yes dear..... can i borrow your deodorant?? ahhhhhh......

Dude.... Don't! Deodorant in the ass crack is like nare on the nut sack!

...... or, um... so I've heard!

grimmbass · Post by **grimmbass** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

I've found that a great way to eliminate the dreaded (and embarrasing) phenominon of Ass-Sweat is to consider ass-hair electrolyisis! It's true! 90% of Ass-Sweat is caused by an over-abundance of anal hair. Bottom line: clear the hair off your ass and you'll be sweat-free in no time!

You may ask yourself "where can I get this valuable service?".

The answer: Call the Ass-Hair Club for Men! In 10 short treatments you can be ass-hair free!

But why should you listen to me? I'm not just a spokesperson...I'm also a member! As are all the past and present members of the Grimm, except for Bob! Hopefully, in 10-12 more shows, we'll have the $$$ to pay for his procedure "ass" well;).

And we'll all be happier because of it!

Call 1-800-Hair-Ass for more details!

Kent Tonkin, Professional Spokesperson, the Ass-Hair Club for Men

ImAGrimmette · Post by **ImAGrimmette** » Thursday Jul 29, 2004

Okay!!!! Now I Think Its Time To Say...................
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't we talk about music, PLCB, Politics - ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh.... The Nightmares I'm Gonna Have Tonight! And Then I'm Gonna See Ya On Friday... Oh The Visions I Am Having Are Just Wrong!!!

I Love Ya Bob.... But Think Twice Before Posting Next Time

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Friday Jul 30, 2004

grimmbass wrote:I've found that a great way to eliminate the dreaded (and embarrasing) phenominon of Ass-Sweat is to consider ass-hair electrolyisis! It's true! 90% of Ass-Sweat is caused by an over-abundance of anal hair. Bottom line: clear the hair off your ass and you'll be sweat-free in no time!

Okay.... but removing the hair, and excessive movement on stage, would cause some intense chaffing wouldn't it? You'd have to keep your cheeks lubed with vasoline... you know like cross country or marathon runners do to their thighs and nipples to avoid chaffing from their shorts and shirts..... in the business we're in mixing alcohol and slicked up cheeks is asking for trouble in a crowd of unknowns.... especially being so close to bullscreek!

With the sweat rolling down between the cheeks and such, the hair keeps everything moistened enough that chaffing won't occur..... I mean, let's face it, if it wasn't for the crack in his ass Bobby might drown 2-3 songs into the first set!

Aren't there any alternatives? Maybe extreme heavy flow maxi's... you know, the kind they make for the pleasantly plump chicks (no insult intended... I myself am a full figured fella that loves all women... especially pleasantly plump ones!...... well, almost all!)

Bobby.... you could velcro it in!

wake up drumming · Post by **wake up drumming** » Friday Jul 30, 2004

After Bob's last post, I think I'm going to puke!

hmmmm....what if we added my puke chunks to Bob's ass soup????

tom · Post by **tom** » Friday Jul 30, 2004

WARNING!!!!
Don't eat the corn in the Ass Sweat Soup!..........

FatVin · Post by **FatVin** » Friday Jul 30, 2004

you skinny muthafuckas have no business commenting on this one, this is a big man's problem.

The problem is your shorts Bob, The tidy whiteys are probably too tight, thr boxer-briefs are loose enough to give the ol wedding tackle some air but still the give the boys a little support, switch over, you'll thank me, and a little powder isn't a bad idea either

The Alternative is an homage to the Red Hot chili Peppers (mr. Sock) and that's at your peril.

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Friday Jul 30, 2004

Maybe a jockstrap would give you support in the front and free air movement in the back, after all we are all athletic when we perform so an " athletic supporter " only seems right

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Friday Jul 30, 2004

Athletic supporter in the Rock world = Groupie

esa · Post by **esa** » Friday Jul 30, 2004

...stank swamp ass.. that's always a big problem. what you need is a brave soul to uh.. umm..errmm.. stuff their face there and clean it up for you. or.. uh.. con them into showering to evacuate the swamp ass.

as for swamp ass soup.. you sick fks! i know exactly why you want a carrot....

JeffLeeper · Post by **JeffLeeper** » Friday Jul 30, 2004

Though old , I'm new , here....Does this sort of thing go on , often ?

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Friday Jul 30, 2004

esa wrote:...stank swamp ass.. that's always a big problem. what you need is a brave soul to uh.. umm..errmm.. stuff their face there and clean it up for you. or.. uh.. con them into showering to evacuate the swamp ass.

Well, darling, if you ever have this problem...... count on me to help you out with your own remedy

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Saturday Jul 31, 2004

Ass Sweat Soup. Ass Sweat Soup. The new band project's looking for a name...hmmm... I just can't see it on the marquee... but we could make our logo look like a Campbell's Soup can. Mm Mm Good!

BTW, Big Bad Bob with a sock, Flea-style. There's an image. Excuse me all, I have to go scratch my eyeballs out of their sockets now.

---------->JMS

Mo Lester · Post by **Mo Lester** » Saturday Jul 31, 2004

boy, I love you guys, but a lot of you shitheads have WAY too much time on your hands. Anyhoo, here is the story:
My wife and I were just having this discussion the other day about how she thinks I am the only one in the world using this special remedy. but now my brothers, I shall share the secret with you all, which has been passed to me from my family on the other side of the world, living on the island of Okinawa.
READ THIS CAREFULLY:
Get a good ass (nice pun?) anti-perspirant, [I have found ARRID XX to be the best (any scent will do)] and...............................................
RUN IT UP THE CRACK OF YOUR ASS, after you shower, of course, unless you want to wipe shit stains under your armpits.
Myself, I have a separate stick for the sole purpose of anti-swamp ass.
If you get it in your asshole it burns a little, so stay on the ridge, and SWAMP ASS IS GONE!
If you already use something good, like DEGREE, anything good should work. ......................You will all thank me

esa · Post by **esa** » Sunday Aug 01, 2004

byndrsn wrote:
Well, darling, if you ever have this problem...... count on me to help you out with your own remedy

SUH-WEET!

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