O.K. ROCKPAGER'S !!! What would be your favorite moment from the duo created by Kevin Smith?
"What if me and Lunchbox are mackin' on some chick and she's all like, "Ohhhh, I'm gonna suck youse guy's dicks off, whats your names?" And I say, Jay and Silent Bob, represent! And she says, "Oh, I heard you guys were a couple a little fuckhole's!" Then she goes and sucks some other guy's dicks instead? Well FUCK THAT!! Not on my watch!"
~Jay to Holden McNeil(Ben Affleck) from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Favorite Jay & Silent Bob moment
I love any time Bob talks. Actually, in a few of Smith's movies, Jay & Bob are the only reason I watch. Over all, I like his stuff, but sometimes it get a bit too... Jersey. Dogma was a tad preachy, but brought up deep issues about religion and spirituality. I'm a fan, but i don't think Smith films are perfection, like some.----->JMS
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chasing amy in the diner
Silent Bob: [to Holden, who has just revealed his trouble with Alyssa] Chasing Amy.
Holden: [Shocked that Silent Bob has broken his Silence] What? What did you say?
Silent Bob: You're Chasing Amy.
Jay: What do you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have some huge impact when he does open his fuckin' mouth-
Silent Bob: Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time, you're givin' me a fuckin' headache.
Silent Bob: [to Holden, who has just revealed his trouble with Alyssa] Chasing Amy.
Holden: [Shocked that Silent Bob has broken his Silence] What? What did you say?
Silent Bob: You're Chasing Amy.
Jay: What do you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have some huge impact when he does open his fuckin' mouth-
Silent Bob: Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time, you're givin' me a fuckin' headache.
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Whaaaaaaat?!?!?! SnOOGE~~~!!!songsmith wrote:I love any time Bob talks. Actually, in a few of Smith's movies, Jay & Bob are the only reason I watch. Over all, I like his stuff, but sometimes it get a bit too... Jersey. Dogma was a tad preachy, but brought up deep issues about religion and spirituality. I'm a fan, but i don't think Smith films are perfection, like some.----->JMS
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Mallrats whenever the mall security guards are chasing Jay and Silent Bob. They end up running into a deadend and Bob pulls out his Batman utility belt and shoots a grapling hook onto the mall roof. Jay and Bob grab onto each other and fly upwards just as the security guards are about to close in on them. Anyway, Jay kisses Silent Bob on the cheek and goes "Where do you get those wonderful toys".
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my favorite is in one of the "Clerks" movies and it doesn't involve Jay or Silent Bob (though Smith probably wrote it)......when one of the clerks is in the back office painting his co-worker/mistress' toenails, meanwhile out at the burger counter, the other clerk is busting on his nerdy co-worker and the current customer's "Lord of the Rings" obsession to the point where he accuses Sam of sucking off Frodo......a freakin' hilarious moment in cinema 
other than that I like many scenes from Dogma though they should have let Jay fuck Linda Fiorentino (too controversial though....Jay would be like Mary Magdalene in Scorsese's "Last Temptation of Christ" 
other than that I like many scenes from Dogma though they should have let Jay fuck Linda Fiorentino (too controversial though....Jay would be like Mary Magdalene in Scorsese's "Last Temptation of Christ" -
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got a new favorite moment, although... it's not jay or bob... in mallrats, when freddy whatsisfug is starring at the picture and the little kid is like "it's a scooner" and the guy is like "you dumb bastard, it's not a scooner, it's a sailboat" and the kid says "a scooner is a sailboat" and the dude screams "you know what, there is no easter bunny! that guy over there? it's just a man in a suit!"
hilarious. i've been a kevin smith fan for years.
hilarious. i've been a kevin smith fan for years.
