Longest Song & Album Titles

[moxham123]

Longest Published Song Title

The song was recorded by Hoagie Carmichael in 1942 and the title is "I'm A Cranky Old Yank In A Clanky Old Tank On The Streets Of Yokahama With My Honolulu Mama Doing Those Beat-o beat-o Flat On My Seat-o Hirohito Blues"

The longest title of an album that actually made the Billboard chart is by Fiona Apple. Made up of 90 words, the album is called -

"When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right"

[AllHolLowsEVe]

I do believe the the country band Confederate Railroad had a song back in the 90's entitled... "Bill's honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin, bbq chicken, laundromat, bar and grill"

[soundman8199]

That was a Confederate Railroad song but the actual title is just "Bill's Laundromat, Bar & Grill" it's a good song.

[The_Underground]

Type O Negative

Unsuccessfully coping with the natural beauty of infidelity ( I know your fucking someone else)

Gotta love Type O.

Chris

[MoonManTom]

When I was in Pipe Down we wrote a song called

"Anger is Alive & Well living in a Madison Wisconsin trailer park that has no Septic System but frequents Tornados"

The song only used "Anger" the rest was sort of a joke that we used for a contest! We always played this one near the end of the night, and we would invite one drunk up and if they could repeat the title We would buy them a beer! Although no one ever did it, we still bought them a beer just for trying!

Good times!

[soundman8199]

Anybody remember the Rednex song Cotton Eye Joe, they have another song off the same album that would qualify for this thread.

"The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation"