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todd17063 · Post by **todd17063** » Sunday Apr 20, 2008

what's the quickest way to kill weeds in the garden?

A: Don't plant a garden.

Q: Does an inflatable sheep feel like the real thing?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sunday Apr 20, 2008

todd17063 wrote:
Q: Does an inflatable sheep feel like the real thing?

A: NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Q: Whats the best way to bleach your pubes?

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Sunday Apr 20, 2008

A : What pubes???

Whats the ugliest part of any relationship?

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sunday Apr 20, 2008

Trucula wrote:
Whats the ugliest part of any relationship?

The in-laws.

Why are there no Preparations A through G?-------->JMS

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

There is...
A is for your ass
B is for your balls
C is for your cunt
D is for your dick
E is for your ear
F is for your feet
G is for your gonorrhea

What's the best way to get to Altoona?

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

DMFJ03 wrote:Q: I wanted to go and hang out with BadDazeRob, but I got side tracked by a can of beans. How should I appologize for missing our "date"?

I didn't even know we had plans.

Oh well, good thing I had my own beans. BTW, 4/20 rocked.

Bag wrote:What's the best way to get to Altoona?

In the trunk.

r:>)

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

The fastest way is down the Buckhorn on a crotch rocket.

Baceman Spiff · Post by **Baceman Spiff** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

Bag wrote:What's the best way to get to Altoona?

practice.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

DMFJ03 wrote:The fastest way is down the Buckhorn on a crotch rocket.

during an icestorm

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

Q: What exactly a Set List?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

DMFJ03 wrote:Q: What exactly a Set List?

That list Felix and the Hurricanes use for every show.

Why should I go to work this Friday?

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Friday Apr 25, 2008

So your girlfriend can have her boyfreind over while youre gone.

What kind of oil should i put in my car?

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Friday Apr 25, 2008

baby oil.

What should I get pierced next?

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Friday Apr 25, 2008

Mistress_DB wrote: What should I get pierced next?

Your hemorrhoids.

Why is there air?

CCdrums · Post by **CCdrums** » Friday Apr 25, 2008

To fill the heads of many people I've come in contact with.

What is the name of that little groove between your nose and your upper lip?

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Friday Apr 25, 2008

Thats her clit.

What song should i learn next?

CCdrums · Post by **CCdrums** » Friday Apr 25, 2008

The chicken dance....great for weddings.

Who farted?

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Friday Apr 25, 2008

The old lady who asked "Where's the Beef".

is love really a battlefield?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Friday Apr 25, 2008

No---its more of a sewer.

Is the grass really greener?

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Friday Apr 25, 2008

well that depends on where you are, and where you're looking, if you're on one side and looking at the other side, the hell yes it is!!!

Would it be funnier if Viagra was sold over the counter for use in great practical jokes?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Saturday Apr 26, 2008

It all depends on if you consider 4 hour wood a practical joke.

Should I continue mowing my lawn in a thunder storm?

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sunday Apr 27, 2008

undercoverjoe wrote:Should I continue mowing my lawn in a thunder storm?

Yes, but don't take a Viagra, it gives you a taller silhouette.

If I "go black," will I ever go back?

------------------------>JMS

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Sunday Apr 27, 2008

..... no.....never. trust me....

why is it always funny to be loud and obnoxious in an extremely crowded place?

ROCKPAGE

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