What do you think about when playing?

CCdrums · Post by **CCdrums** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

Here's a typical night for me...

....whoa, this room doesn't sound as good as I thought...crap....is that a gouge on my bass drum?....oh no, that disgustingly drunk chic is going to fall right into my kit...get off the stage freak!!...I wonder if I can get a bottled water for free on break....here comes that tricky part...whoa..almost lost my stick..wheeww...man....I'm so tired of playing this song...hmmm...I'm going to be hungry after the gig...I think I'll stop at Sheetz, the daily temple of life, and snag some grub......no no no don't stop to tune now they're just starting to dance...awwwwhhh.........how much is my cut again?.....

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

Hmmm...

This song sucks. Its so boring to play. Wish my band knew some satch. Look, titties!. I need a beer. Is this damn song over yet. I bet the next ones just as lame. Man i cant read the setlist in these lights. No biggy, someone will have to stop for 2 minutes between the songs anyways for some damn reason. I'll look then. I need another beer.

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

Almost forgot this part:

Its too quiet. I'll turn it up just a hair. Crap, now its too loud. Ill turn id down a bit. Its too quiet. I'll turn it up just a hair. Crap, now its too loud. Ill turn id down a bit. Its too quiet. I'll turn it up just a hair. Crap, now its too loud. Ill turn id down a bit. Its too quiet. I'll turn it up just a hair. Crap, now its too loud. Ill turn id down a bit. Its too quiet. I'll turn it up just a hair. Crap, now its too loud. Ill turn id down a bit. Its too quiet. I'll turn it up just a hair. Crap, now its too loud. Ill turn id down a bit.

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

Beyond Reason:
"Ouch...damn it, my hair got caught in the strings again. How bad is my neck going to hurt tomorrow? And I wonder why my back is always out. No - you can't try out my glow teeth. Do I still have a pedal on? Where is the beer wench?"

Crow in the Snow:
"Whoa...how many notes can Tom Brown play per minute...Jesus!"

nickisrb · Post by **nickisrb** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

Dont mess up... Dont mess up... Dont mess up... Shit i messed up! Wow id really like to get rid of this song. I wonder if they know they cant dance. Im only half way through the set and my beer is already gone. Oops forgot i cant go infront of the speakers with my chordless mic.

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bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

...the next like to the song is.....is..........GOT IT! (sings line) fuck, what is the next line....the next line to the song is....issssss......(sings wrong line) FUCK! hope that didn't throw the band off...whew, didnt throw the band off... wow, that chick has some big tits, fuck, forgot my part in the song. Is it 2 yet? what time is it. I wonder if anymore people are gonna come out to see us. Wow, she has a really nice ass FUCK, I MESSED UP THE SONG AGAIN....thank god everyone's drunk and don't know the lyrics.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

i usually wonder if people can tell i did a shit-ton of drugs all day before the show

RamRod 1 · Post by **RamRod 1** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

If it's last set and I've been drinking, "Can't wait to Piss".

rickw · Post by **rickw** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

Then (early 80's): Don't break a string...don't, please don't break a string...DAMN now I'm out of tune...compensate, compensate! Ok, whew, a break. Hey look, the cute barmaids and waitresses are dancing on the bar!! Wow! We definitely need to take longer breaks!

Now: damn, my fingers hurt.....Shouldn't have done that move, now my knee hurts!....and look at that girl dance! Can't be more than 45 or so, wow, those young ones sure know how to move!

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Monday Apr 21, 2008

I like this thread. I'm usually thinking about how hot some of the female dancers are. If there's a TV that I can see, I'm usually watching it.

sunsetbass · Post by **sunsetbass** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

acousticly: damb bob do we have to play american pie again. hey dont turn the station i was watching that. wow someone is singing out of key or there is a cat dying, come on im not starting wild nights again.finally last song, hell no no more songs we're done.

sunset strip: wow joe did you see the boobs on her. cool crue i love crue. scott your on my foot. yes we're"breakin the law" priest rocks. alright last song. time for the groupies. hello beautiful

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

"What the Fuck was that pill I just took?"

"Oh shit, Big Jims Here. I'm not driving home tonight."

"This Rules"

Mudbug · Post by **Mudbug** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

Damn, I love this shit!!!..... Ok, which drunk will I have to stay away from during breaks and tear down? (Not the cool ones. Ya know, that one guy that shouldn't drink. He puts his arm around you and can't talk without spitting. And he's a little "ripe"!! Mmmm!) Smile, thumbs up and walk away!!

.... Hurry up! We gotta be outta here in 15 minutes!!!... Will we get paid??? ...... Ew-w-w-w!! What the hell is THAT!!! .... Here, smell this!... Is my nose running, YEP!!!.... Wow, this carpet is sticky... Jeez, I hope the power is good in this place...

No worries, it's all good!!!

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

CCdrums wrote:Here's a typical night for me...

....whoa, this room doesn't sound as good as I thought...crap....is that a gouge on my bass drum?....oh no, that disgustingly drunk chic is going to fall right into my kit...get off the stage freak!!...I wonder if I can get a bottled water for free on break....here comes that tricky part...whoa..almost lost my stick..wheeww...man....I'm so tired of playing this song...hmmm...I'm going to be hungry after the gig...I think I'll stop at Sheetz, the daily temple of life, and snag some grub......no no no don't stop to tune now they're just starting to dance...awwwwhhh.........how much is my cut again?.....

Couldn't have said it better myself!
Also, "Shit I shouldn't have wore these pants (kick beater stuck in pants leg)", "Damn I sat on the headset mic cord again!", "Man I forgot to loosen up before the first set....CRAMPS!!" (Man I am to old for this shit!)

And at the end of the night, "Hey were is all the help and hot chicks??....Damn!, the roadies scored again!!"

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

"I Want To Get High"

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

Plastered Bastards wrote:"I Want To Get High"

"Mmmmm ... dem beans was tasty ..."

r:>)

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

I really enjoy watching the people. I love connecting with them when they are having a good time I am in the zone. I try to focus on the music but most of the time I get distracted by the people. Just this weekend I got mooned twice once from a guy in a kilt lol , shown various tattoo's. and had some awsome backup singers. To me it's all about the people if they are having fun so am I.

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

BadDazeRob wrote:
Plastered Bastards wrote:"I Want To Get High"
"Mmmmm ... dem beans was tasty ..."

r:>)

BadDazeRob also thinks, "Shit, there's that Bag idiot again. Now we gotta play that stupid Overkill song."

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

come on, come on, come on, pull your tits out...oh shit, those are horrible tits, i wish i didn't see them, ok i'm glad i saw them but not again, oh shit she pulled them out again... i can't look away...damn it. NO WE WON'T PLAY SLAYER!... WE WON'T PLAY SKYNYRD EITHER! GOD DAMN IT!... I wish people would just be happy with what we actually play. Oh shit that's a good mosh pit, oh shit that guy went down hard, yup he's bleeding, wow, that's a lot of blood, i hope someone helps him, or at least he goes to the bathroom to wipe it up...nope, he's staying in the pit, yeah, he's getting blood all over everyone...stupid people....DAMN IT, I JUST SAW THAT GIRLS TITS AGAIN!!!

EyesOfAnguishbassist · Post by **EyesOfAnguishbassist** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

"I hope people mosh."

"Whoops I messed up, oh well I only play bass no one will even notice."

jon5150 · Post by **jon5150** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

Dont mess up...Dont mess up...O crap! Wrong Song! Wait Wait Nobody noticed.....Is my amp Loud enough? Mabe Ill tweak it a bit....A there we go...Crap Missed that cord....Damn its gettin late...I wonder if my buzz will be worn off after this? Damn My J5 Looks sweet in the lights...Wait this is not the tempo we practiced..Holy crap Im thursty, dizzy...ok stop jumping... may fall....(Fat guy on the floor = lots of laughs) I dont want that...I wonder how much we are gettin paid for this one....Man I dont want to tear this stuff down its already 1am...Is that girl gona...YEA she did! Burn image in brain....burn image in brain...Wait I hope she was over 18....Big Finish.....Throwin the metal sign in the air with open cords...oh yea..it was worth it.

JP from Skarma Sutra

DickShackBass · Post by **DickShackBass** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

Do that many girls really flash their boobies at you guys? I've been going out to see bands for 15 years now and I have never seen this happen....

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

DickShackBass wrote:Do that many girls really flash their boobies at you guys? I've been going out to see bands for 15 years now and I have never seen this happen....

just the drunken sluts...

waydowneast · Post by **waydowneast** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

i wonder what he'll sing about tonight.

atomicjen · Post by **atomicjen** » Tuesday Apr 22, 2008

The song is starting.....shit what's the first line....shit, shit, shit............Oh wait there it is...........Oh lord where do these people learn to dance?.........Don't look,don't look.....Now that's just going to throw my timing right off.....don't laugh, don't laugh............Are we at the end of the set yet?

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