What Movie Should be Banned for Good?

MoonManTom · Post by **MoonManTom** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

So I saw this Article about the Top 10 Banned Films of the 20th Century
Really Surprised that the Spice Girls Movie wasnt on there!

http://www.alternativereel.com/includes ... 00091&list

So what Movie do you feel should be banned for good?

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

I think you hit the nail on the head with the Spice Girls movie.

Also, any movie that's had dialogue edited out in lieu of "nicer words" ... that's irritating.

r:>)

MoonManTom · Post by **MoonManTom** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

Like the PG version of 9 1/2 Weeks, which was like 4 minutes long after that!

UNEARTHA7XMatt · Post by **UNEARTHA7XMatt** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

I think that The Wicker Man should be thrown in there. That was the worst piece of shit I think Ive ever watched. That movie just Blew!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

The Britney Spears movie "Crossroads".

Whoever is responsible for naming it should also be banned.

And Dan Akkroyd, WTF dude?

"Crossoads" w/ Ralph Macchio should not be fucked with.

Baceman Spiff · Post by **Baceman Spiff** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

MILF Does A Boner Good 3...they shoulda quit after the first one.

webmiztris · Post by **webmiztris** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

Brown Bunny.

Trust me.

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

DirtySanchez wrote:The Britney Spears movie "Crossroads".

Whoever is responsible for naming it should also be banned.

And Dan Akkroyd, WTF dude?

"Crossoads" w/ Ralph Macchio should not be fucked with.

just Ralph Macchio should be fucked with. cool movie though. Steve Vai was cool in that.

UNEARTHA7XMatt · Post by **UNEARTHA7XMatt** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory. Yea thats what I said!

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

Napolean Dynamite. No movie EVER made me scream "I want my 2hrs back!" like that movie did... And I've seen some worthless piles of cow dung in my short span on this planet! Flame on!

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

UNEARTHA7XMatt wrote:Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory. Yea thats what I said!

I agree with you. The remake was a slap in the face of the original.

HarleyRo1 · Post by **HarleyRo1** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

Punch Drunk Love

Lost In Translation

24 Hours (that would be my #1)

SavageHeart · Post by **SavageHeart** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

So I totally must be a loser cuz I loved Punch Drunk Love. Napoleon Dynamite and Wicker Man were both ok, too. IMO. I never saw the Brittany movie or the Spice Girls flick....I think I may have had a little intuition that they may suck!!!

Killjingle · Post by **Killjingle** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

Jeepers Creepers.

What a waste of the earth's resources.

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Thursday Apr 17, 2008

Killjingle wrote:Jeepers Creepers.

What a waste of the earth's resources.

Here here. That movie was horrible. For some reason, a second one was made and a third is in the works.

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

The Notebook.
Steel Magnolias.
Napoleon Dynamite.

and for the love of GOD...

TITANIC.

Over three hours to tell a story that can be summed up in 6 seconds:

-Big Boat.
-Big Hunk Of Ice.
-BAM!!
-Boat Sinks.
-The End.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

I loved Napoleon Dynamite. The comedy's mostly subtle, and you get it more if you were as weird as I was in high school (... and remain to be).

My vote to ban:
Ice Castles, Beaches, Thelma & Louise, Steel Magnolias, Terms Of Endearment, and all other chick-flicks. I try to be a good guy and suffer through them on the outside chance I'll get some later on, but Dear God, how much can one horny heterosexual take? Adam Sandler, we don't want you to be sensitive, man, we want d*ck jokes!---->JMS

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

Ooh, I forgot: Sex, Lies, And Videotape. If there was sex in it, I missed it. It was mostly lies and a small amount of videotape.----->JMS

VENTGtr · Post by **VENTGtr** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

"Dumb and Dumberer"

Expected it to be horrid...and it exceeded those expectations exponentially.

"Death to Smoochy"

When everyone who starred in this sat and watched it...they must've been
nauseous.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

songsmith wrote:I loved Napoleon Dynamite. The comedy's mostly subtle, and you get it more if you were as weird as I was in high school (... and remain to be).

Beans help Napoleon Dynamite along, as well. I personally dig the film because of the subtle, retarded humor that I share. The spontaneous dance routine that saved the election was an effing hoot.

Of course, BadDazeShelly rolls her eyes at N.D. the same way she rolls her eyes sometimes when I'm trying to be funny. Go figure.

r:>)

bfoust · Post by **bfoust** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

ToonaRockGuy wrote: TITANIC.

Over three hours to tell a story that can be summed up in 6 seconds:

-Big Boat.
-Big Hunk Of Ice.
-BAM!!
-Boat Sinks.
-The End.

WRONG.

It should be three hours, six seconds.

6 seconds of this:

-Big Boat.
-Big Hunk Of Ice.
-BAM!!
-Boat Sinks.
-The End

Three hours of this:

Jack drawing rose nude (has to be Kate Winslet, who cares who the guy is as long as you don't see him)

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

SLAP SHOT 2!!!!!!!! AND MAJOR LEAGUE 2&3!
good fucking lord are those the worst sequels EVER!

webmiztris · Post by **webmiztris** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

oh, and "My Boss's Daughter". one of the most uncomedic comedies ever.

bfoust · Post by **bfoust** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

Garfield and it's sequel

Capt. Grammar · Post by **Capt. Grammar** » Friday Apr 18, 2008

bfoust wrote:Garfield and it's sequel

I can overlook that this is not a complete sentence, because the question does not warrant that type of response.

I do need to point out, though, that there is no apostrophe when a pronoun is used in the posessive form.

Garfield and its sequel

You're welcome.