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The gamers on my website started a thread like this (actually, a school teacher), and its quite fun, so I thought I'd see if it could kick off here. I bet we'd have some better (or at least crazier) responses.

The idea is that one person asks a question, asking advice. The next person answers the question as horrible and wrong as possible. The person who replied then adds his own question for the next person to answer.

Example:
Q: How should i break up with my girlfriend? I want to let her down easy.
Next person: Just fuck her best freind.
(then adds his own question)


Ill start with:
Where should I go to buy a nice guitar?
Laugh if you want to, really is kinda funny, 'cause the world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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Wally mart.

Q. Where do I get my guitar tuned up?
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Tune it? Dont bother, it sounds fine as it is. Nobody will notice.


How many bands should we get for the next benefit gig?
Laugh if you want to, really is kinda funny, 'cause the world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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Q. "How many bands should we get for the next benefit gig?"

A. I wouldn't worry about any bands, just get a DJ.


Does this bass make me look fat?
Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.
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Q Does this bass make me look fat?

A. Gee I thought it was trout season!


Q. What do you get for your wife on her birthday?
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a vaccum cleaner.

what kind of bass amp should i buy?
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Post by AllHolLowsEVe »

A. a 10 watt guitar amp.

Q. how do i get girls to like me?
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A: Don't shower and call every girl you see "Sugar-Tits" or "Hey Cunt"


Q: How can I tell if I have a VD?
If I ever see an amputee getting hanged... I'm just gonna start yelling out letters...
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Post by todd17063 »

Q. HOW CAN I TELL IF I HAVE VD ?

A. IF IT HASN'T FALLEN OFF YET YOUR GOOD TO GO

Q. IF A PERSON DATES THIER MOM DO THEY HAVE TO STILL CALL HER "MOM" ?
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Q. IF A PERSON DATES THIER MOM DO THEY HAVE TO STILL CALL HER "MOM" ?



A: Only during threesomes with Grandma.


Q: What's the best way to lose weight fast?
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Q: What's the best way to lose weight fast?

box of exlax washed down with a quart of prune juice.

what's the cheapest way to show someone you love them?
The person below me enjoys a good spanking.
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Post by Bag »

Tell them they make your dick hard, or your twat wet.

What's the best way to store vinyl records?
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Post by Mistress_DB »

thought you were supposed to give me terrible advice bag. That sounds pretty sound to me.
The person below me enjoys a good spanking.
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What's the best way to store vinyl records?
A: Outside in the yard
Q: I'm thinking of eating out tonight in Altoona, where should I go?
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ZappasXWife wrote: Q: I'm thinking of eating out tonight in Altoona, where should I go?
I'm not even touching that one ... :lol:

r:>)
That's what she said.
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ZappasXWife wrote:

Q: I'm thinking of eating out tonight in Altoona, where should I go?
A: Who cares. Just post pics afterwards.

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Q: Who farted?
Michael Moore, causes he a ... well you know!


Question: Why does Wendy's have square hamburgers?
Club Sandwiches, Not Seals!


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Question: Why does Wendy's have square hamburgers?

Answer: because all the " round hamburgers" were already taken.


Question: how many Altoona Crack whores does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Q: how many Altoona Crack whores does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: Just one, they hold the lightbulb and the world revolves around them.



Q: When will i know it's the right time to propose to my G/F?
If I ever see an amputee getting hanged... I'm just gonna start yelling out letters...
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during anal sex.


Will the Clubcar ever pay Bad Daze?
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Will the Clubcar ever pay Bad Daze?

Only if they bring guns to pass out to the audience

Who should I hire to fix my roof?
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mistikalvalkrie wrote:
Who should I hire to fix my roof?
Bad Daze



How can I help in the fight against STD's?
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Quit showering.


Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?
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Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?
Ron Jeremy!



So WHO should I vote for???
Club Sandwiches, Not Seals!


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MoonManTom wrote:So WHO should I vote for???
None of the above.

Q: Why did the chicken really cross the road?
Dood...
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