Nickleback frontman admits he likes chin-nuts

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Nickleback frontman admits he likes chin-nuts

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from blabbermouth.net

NICKELBACK Frontman's Stunning Admission: "I Put My Own D*** In My Mouth' - Mar. 12, 2008

The Pulse of Radio reports that NICKELBACK frontman Chad Kroeger makes some startling revelations about himself in a new interview with Playboy magazine. The singer and guitarist admits that he had a lengthy career as a thief during his junior high and high school years in his Canadian hometown of Hanna, Alberta, admitting, "I broke into my junior high school about 11 times and found the combination to this walk-in safe. God, it was like my personal ATM." Kroeger also admits that he stole a small truck and spent some time in juvenile hall, adding, "I just thought it was fun to be bad."

Kroeger also cops to shoplifting, fighting, driving drunk and dealing drugs, but perhaps his most stunning admission is what he did once for a case of beer. Kroeger explained, "I put my own d*** in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."

Kroeger is currently facing a drunk driving charge stemming from an incident on June 22, 2006, when British Columbia police stopped him for speeding and charged him with impaired driving. A recent attempt by his attorney to have the case thrown out because of an alleged unlawful search by the police was denied by the judge.

NICKELBACK is currently in "discussions" with its label over renegotiating its contract for substantially more money. Although the band has three albums left on its current deal, Kroeger told Playboy that his leverage is "not to record."


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ooooh look... Chad Kroger... the "bad boy"

what a faggot.
I think Longcat is a pretty cool guy. eh is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and doesn't afraid of anything.
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After seeing the shit he plays for money/fame, sucking his own cock for beer should be no surprise to anyone.

He's bragging about it too. That's so cool.

What a Herb.
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LMFAO!!! THATS FUCKING GREAT. WHAT A BUTT PIRATE. WONDER IF HE SWALLOWS. HE PROBABLLY NEEDED A BEER TO WASH IT DOWN WITH LOL!! :o
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geeze the sucking his own dick admission makes me like nickelback now haha.


seriously though...wtf?
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For some reason, this isn't surprising.
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I saw an interview with him on youtube...they asked him how he kept his voice in shape and replied "beer and bong hits". Appearantly now its "beer bong hits and blowjobs".
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The Story of Chad Kroeger: Beer, Bongs & Blowjobs

That'll sell to all the trendy kids who think new Metallica is "heavy metal"
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I thought everyone would like that.
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The people that hate Nickelback sure do talk about them a lot.
Pour me another one, cause I'll never find the silver lining in this cloud.
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Merge wrote:The people that hate Nickelback sure do talk about them a lot.
I wouldnt say we talk about alot, but whatever. :D
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Merge wrote:The people that hate Nickelback sure do talk about them a lot.
well why would we talk shit on stuff that isn't gay?

wanna have a flame war? 8)
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Asundor wrote:LMFAO!!! THATS FUCKING GREAT. WHAT A BUTT PIRATE. WONDER IF HE SWALLOWS. HE PROBABLLY NEEDED A BEER TO WASH IT DOWN WITH LOL!! :o
why would you wonder about something like that.
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This is not suprising !!!!!!!!!!!!! I see a remix of that one song(rockstar I think) I wanna be a rockstar I want to be on a episode of cribs I want to show the whole world i like balls on my chin!!!
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evh5150 wrote:This is not suprising !!!!!!!!!!!!! I see a remix of that one song(rockstar I think) I wanna be a rockstar I want to be on a episode of cribs I want to show the whole world i like balls on my chin!!!
technically if he was sucking his own dick, his balls wouldnt be on his chin, they would be on his nose, which is just as bad if not worse. doesnt change my opinion about him or the music he writes....i still think they are a great band.
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Well look at judas priest (on of my favorite bands during the painkiller years) Rob halford is one of my favorite singers and if he told some of his stories I am sure we would all be throwing up!!!!!!!!
Nickelback sells no matter what I think of them , I actually saw them in concert where they played such things as welcome to the jugle and cowboys from hell , any band that pulls of cowboys from hell doesn't suck
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DrumAndDestroy wrote:
Merge wrote:The people that hate Nickelback sure do talk about them a lot.
well why would we talk shit on stuff that isn't gay?

wanna have a flame war? 8)
No, I don't want a flame war. I saw what happened during the last one :D

I like Nickelback. I've seen them live 3 times and everytime they've put on a great show. I can see why people get tired of hearing songs like "Rockstar", I'm tired of it, too. I like the music that they haven't released to radio. Their radio songs are good, but the ones that aren't released are better.
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Chad Kroeger is a "Cockstar."
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Merge wrote:
DrumAndDestroy wrote:
Merge wrote:The people that hate Nickelback sure do talk about them a lot.
well why would we talk shit on stuff that isn't gay?

wanna have a flame war? 8)
No, I don't want a flame war. I saw what happened during the last one :D

I like Nickelback. I've seen them live 3 times and everytime they've put on a great show. I can see why people get tired of hearing songs like "Rockstar", I'm tired of it, too. I like the music that they haven't released to radio. Their radio songs are good, but the ones that aren't released are better.
I agree merge, i saw them in concert 3 times also, i saw them bust out "Walk", "Sad But True", and "4 Horsemen" I think they killed. Their radio stuff is way over played, and most of the people who like to bust on nickelback never hear the non-radio songs that they have. If they aren't a good band, i dont see how they've lasted since 1998 and are still going strong 10 years later. just my opinion.

Ever listen to "Side Of A Bullet" off their newest album? Its a really good tribute to dimebagg darrell.
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Yanno I'll bet money if half you boys could do the same you'd never leave the house. :lol:
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My dog can lick his balls.
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evh5150 wrote:welcome to the jugle

Clown Metal! Not that juggalo shit either.lol


Plus, Where else but Rockpage could you find someone rushing to defend some popstar for sucking his own cock? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just go blow the guy already. You may get famous by association.
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I bet Dimebag is rolling in his grave everytime he hears Nickleback perform a tribute to his life.

and Mistress, If I could suck my own dick I would still leave the house... can't just spend all your life curled up in a ball sucking on your cock... you gotta take yourself out on a date or two beforehand.
I think Longcat is a pretty cool guy. eh is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and doesn't afraid of anything.
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DirtySanchez wrote:
Plus, Where else but Rockpage could you find someone rushing to defend some popstar for sucking his own cock? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just go blow the guy already. You may get famous by association.
groupies!!!

central pa chapter of the nickelback fan club?
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too bad

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Too bad he didn't choke then we could have all been spared hearing the noise he calls music spuing from his hole , We all just wanna be big rock stars live in hill top mansions ... FEH I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

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