Celebrity DEATH WATCH!!!

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Thursday Jun 10, 2004

Ok, we all know that death comes in threes....so who's next? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say perhaps Jack Palance? Err, maybe we'd be lucky and it'd be Janet Jackson or someone.....

Let's hear it....

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Friday Jun 11, 2004

Wishful thinking perhaps... I certainly being of sound mind would NEVER kill anyone or order anyone dead BUT this post is about who we believe may die naturally without any outside help.???

Having said that I will go with .... Well learn about me by reading my posts and then you figure it out...

I'm open to hearing all ya'll's input about who you believe it would be...

I guess this isn't who we wish were next but who we think will be next .. Ummm Phil Enselmo last time I seen him he looked VERY VERY bad , like Jim Morrison in the last days.

esa · Post by **esa** » Friday Jun 11, 2004

So the first name that popped into my head was Prince... (and yes, i like the guy..so it's not a death wish)

::smacks bobby:: be nice. he's our prez. lighten up on the guy already. sheeeesh

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Friday Jun 11, 2004

Courtney Love. She's still an obvious user, and the press rides her like a pony.

Whitney Houston. Have you seen her lately?

Simon Cowell. Okay that one's just wishful thinking. ------>JMS

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Friday Jun 11, 2004

1. The other dude from Milli Vanilli
2. Matthew Lesko
3. Jack Lalane

wake up drumming · Post by **wake up drumming** » Friday Jun 11, 2004

I'd have to agree with Bobby on this one. Unfortunately, I think Phil Anselmo's days are numbered. He say's he's finally clean, but c'mon man, everyone knows the truth here.

Bill Ward (Sabbath) is another who I can't believe is still hanging on. He has severe heart problems and is pretty un-healthy looking. Although, I'm happy he signed back on to do the Sabbath reunion. Bordin is awesome but it just ain't Sabbath without all 4 original dudes.

Post by **Jim Price** » Friday Jun 11, 2004

Richard Simmons. Somebody will sneak a Twinky in on him, and he'll die of sugar shock.

I have to disagree with ToonaRockGuy about Jack LaLanne; like Jim Rome says, that guy hasn't eaten a piece of cake in about 50 years, and will probably be a fitness guru until he's 100! By the way, ESPN Classic shows his old black-and-white exercise shows in the mornings. Watching him do all those calesthenics with the cheesy organ music in the background nowadays is hilarious!

the herald · Post by **the herald** » Friday Jun 11, 2004

id have to say scott weiland from stp he already looks dead, did you see the new video with slash!!!!!!??

WakeUpScreamingBass · Post by **WakeUpScreamingBass** » Friday Jun 11, 2004

As much as I would hate to see this, I'm putten my money on Adam West ( original Batman )... that dude is just old...

esa · Post by **esa** » Saturday Jun 12, 2004

Jim Price wrote: I have to disagree with ToonaRockGuy about Jack LaLanne; like Jim Rome says, that guy hasn't eaten a piece of cake in about 50 years, and will probably be a fitness guru until he's 100!!

That and have you seen him doing those Juicer commercials? The power of guava compells him!

daveb · Post by **daveb** » Saturday Jun 12, 2004

I'm going out on a limb and putting my nickel on either Johnny Carson or George Jones. Johnny has been in seclusion for a while and that always is a sign of trouble and George, well, he's always got one foot in the grave.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Saturday Jun 12, 2004

I thought Johnny Carson was dead. Now I'm confused.

George Jones will be fine as long as he doesn't ride any John Deere tractors on the freeway.

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Sunday Jun 13, 2004

I too thought Johnny Carson was dead...hmmm.....

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Sunday Jun 13, 2004

Maybe Tupac will be next.

You mean he's dead? I didn't realize that, since it seems like he's releasing more material than ever.

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Monday Jun 14, 2004

bassist_25 wrote:Maybe Tupac will be next.

You mean he's dead? I didn't realize that, since it seems like he's releasing more material than ever.

LMAO!!!! Yeah, it seems that Tupac has put out more albums in death than he did in life....

ERiC_AiXeLsyD · Post by **ERiC_AiXeLsyD** » Monday Jun 14, 2004

Um, this is terrible to say, but... the Pope?

Staceman · Post by **Staceman** » Tuesday Jun 15, 2004

wake up drumming wrote:Bill Ward (Sabbath) is another who I can't believe is still hanging on. He has severe heart problems and is pretty un-healthy looking. Although, I'm happy he signed back on to do the Sabbath reunion. Bordin is awesome but it just ain't Sabbath without all 4 original dudes.

Bill's actually in pretty decent shape nowadays, regardless of how rough he looks. And the heart problems aren't real bad, from what I've heard ever since the incident when they were rehearsing for the first reunion tour he was supposed to be on. He had been clean for quite a while before that, and he's been taking even better care of himself ever since, from what I understand. He's a very calm person too.

Of course, he put himself through drug-hell in the 70's and 80's, which accounts for his rough looks, so maybe that will all catch up to him, regardless of how well he takes care of himself now. You never know.

I sure hope he sticks around a long time. Not only for the sake of Sabbath maybe one day releasing another studio album, but even for perhaps a few more solo albums from him. His solo stuff is really cool and unique. ("Ward One: Along the Way", and "When the Bough Breaks") Not to mention that he's a super nice guy.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Tuesday Jun 15, 2004

I think Nick Nolte is gonna go soon. He just looks terrible and takes a whole lot of stuff to try to keep his youth. I dunno, the guy's just nuts...oh and I also think Magic Johnson will kick off soon, he's had HIV for a while.

mad hatter · Post by **mad hatter** » Wednesday Jun 16, 2004

Wasn't Magic Johnson cured of HIV? I remember reading something about him being cured, but the medical procedures cost hundreds of millions of dollars. But it's hard to say.

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Wednesday Jun 16, 2004

Bob Barker, that's my pick right there....that dude has gotta die soon...

Post by **Jim Price** » Friday Jul 02, 2004

And the winner is...

Just received word...Marlon Brando has passed at age 80.

The Godfather is gone...

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Friday Jul 02, 2004

Damn, I forgot that he was that old...

He was a great actor...

Post by **Ron** » Friday Jul 02, 2004

I'll bet that by next Friday, if you watch any TV at all, you'll have heard Brando crying out "Stella!" more times than you can count on both hands and feet.

April · Post by **April** » Saturday Jul 03, 2004

Why oh why couldn't it have been David Hassellhoff? I thought I heard somewhere he started some rock band. is this true? God I sure heope its not.

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Saturday Jul 03, 2004

April, believe it or not, David Hasselhoff is a multi-platinum selling pop artist in Europe. He is one of the most popular singers over there, especially in Germany. It's rather scary, really...

http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/discography.html

also...

http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/splash.html

Check it out. It's actually quite extensive of a body of work, considering the source.

*Whispers to his watch* KITT...think she bought it?

No, Michael, I don't.

*Whispers to his watch* To hell with you, KITT, you're just a car anyway!

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