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Bahoofas is a made up word that refers to very large (cow like; therefore, the "hoof" part of the word) ugly or very unattractive women who are very sloppy and gross in their appearance, attitude, demeanor, personality, etc. Normally, they are lacking in the teeth department as well, which really adds to the effect. I always say they should at least carry a box of Chicklets with them that they can use as temporary teeth for the night. Quite often, they dress in a manner that they should not do so like tight, exposing clothes. Spandex that looks like Naugahyde (remember the Kustom amps?) with all the rolls of fat bulging out is always a treat. They usually think they are nice looking and will try to hit on every guy within 2 feet and especially the band members.
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Also see: The Female Altoid. I think most have migrated to DJ entertained establishments for their strong appeal to black men.moxham123 wrote:Bahoofas is a made up word that refers to very large (cow like; therefore, the "hoof" part of the word) ugly or very unattractive women who are very sloppy and gross in their appearance, attitude, demeanor, personality, etc. Normally, they are lacking in the teeth department as well, which really adds to the effect. I always say they should at least carry a box of Chicklets with them that they can use as temporary teeth for the night. Quite often, they dress in a manner that they should not do so like tight, exposing clothes. Spandex that looks like Naugahyde (remember the Kustom amps?) with all the rolls of fat bulging out is always a treat. They usually think they are nice looking and will try to hit on every guy within 2 feet and especially the band members.
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