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Well I think that it must be something like my destiny
And with these eyes it's so easy to see
That girl from E.T.
She's the only one for me
Listen to me sing your name
D-R-E-W, I want to fuck you
Hope you don't think my song is lame
I want to fuck you, D-R-E-W
Please be my one and only true Drew
That guy from that band Hole
What's he got that I ain't got?
A million bucks and
Courtney Love and whole lotta pot
But without you Drew
He ain't got a whole lot
Won't you run away with me?
We could have a punk rock family
Have ten kids, give'em tattoos
Tell me Drew what have you got to lose?
I promise you that I'm not a loser
Someday I may play at Lollapalooza
Then I could buy you fancy things like a red Rolls Royce or a diamond ring
How can you resist my noise?
I'm the singer for Diesel Boy



Seriously though, she's awesome.
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DirtySanchez wrote:Well I think that it must be something like my destiny
And with these eyes it's so easy to see
That girl from E.T.
She's the only one for me
Listen to me sing your name
D-R-E-W, I want to fuck you
Hope you don't think my song is lame
I want to fuck you, D-R-E-W
Please be my one and only true Drew
That guy from that band Hole
What's he got that I ain't got?
A million bucks and
Courtney Love and whole lotta pot
But without you Drew
He ain't got a whole lot
Won't you run away with me?
We could have a punk rock family
Have ten kids, give'em tattoos
Tell me Drew what have you got to lose?
I promise you that I'm not a loser
Someday I may play at Lollapalooza
Then I could buy you fancy things like a red Rolls Royce or a diamond ring
How can you resist my noise?
I'm the singer for Diesel Boy



Seriously though, she's awesome.
Thats hot...I wanna do you.
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that's easy...I'll take Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds and Jack Black. :D
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Included with a list of dates I would do her in October, how cool is that?
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Male: Dave Navarro
Female: Masuimi Max
I'm just a bass chick trying to stay out of treble.
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webmiztris wrote:that's easy...I'll take Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds and Jack Black. :D
All at one time? Dawn :shock:
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Ha! No, one at a time please, so I can really absorb the magnificence of each... ;D
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webmiztris wrote:Ha! No, one at a time please, so I can really absorb the magnificence of each... ;D
You're probably the only woman in central pennsylvania who couldn't absorb the magnificence of each of these men at the same time... congratulations. Somebody should seriously give you some kind of award haha
I think Longcat is a pretty cool guy. eh is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and doesn't afraid of anything.
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RobTheDrummer wrote:Image

Included with a list of dates I would do her in October, how cool is that?
october 05?! you're living in the past. jess alba is smokin' though!
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Jessica Biel>Jessica Alba
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mila kunis
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DrumAndDestroy wrote:mila kunis
ewwww ... she touches Macaulie Caulkin on his naughty places ... :shock:

r:>)
That's what she said.
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BadDazeRob wrote:
DrumAndDestroy wrote:mila kunis
ewwww ... she touches Macaulie Caulkin on his naughty places ... :shock:

r:>)
this is why i question her taste in men
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I thought Caulkin was gay?
I couldve swore we had a video back @ the porn store i worked in called "Cockin Caulkin".
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Team Transylvania wrote:I thought Caulkin was gay?
I couldve swore we had a video back @ the porn store i worked in called "Cockin Caulkin".
Wasnt that "Team Cockin Caulkin" :D
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maybe
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Team Transylvania wrote:I thought Caulkin was gay?
I couldve swore we had a video back @ the porn store i worked in called "Cockin Caulkin".
i think that movie was called 'the party monster'

with seth green. another boy toy.
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hahaha no, i saw that movie. it SUCKED.
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Fergie, but she has to promise to pee all over the place. :twisted:
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yuck. nasty. haha. too bad we cant see the back to see if she leaked some poo goo too. :lol:
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poo goo

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Team Transylvania wrote:yuck. nasty. haha. too bad we cant see the back to see if she leaked some poo goo too. :lol:
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MMMMMMMMMM...poo goo. :twisted:
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Drip. she needs some C-Corks.
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Vette Lover wrote:Ah OK this would be like doin a man and woman at the same time:

Bea Arthur.....

I think I'm gonna puke now!
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As far as the question goes...I'd have to seriously think about it, but right at this moment I'm going to have to go with Gillian Anderson.
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Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Love Hewitt and a young Molly Ringwald. Molly Ringwald is the reason I am fixated with redheads. Every since I saw her in sixteen candles I, well, you all know ,,,,,,
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Barfight wrote:
webmiztris wrote:Ha! No, one at a time please, so I can really absorb the magnificence of each... ;D
You're probably the only woman in central Pennsylvania who couldn't absorb the magnificence of each of these men at the same time... congratulations. Somebody should seriously give you some kind of award haha


Now that's funny :twisted:
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