How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

28 for me. I need to hit the gym and learn some martial arts.

CMOR · Post by **CMOR** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

I can 31. It might have something to do with having no problem using one 5 yr old as a weapon against the rest.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

I could take on only 25. I'm such a puss. Reminds me of when the kids ganged up on Kramer.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

15. My arms are too short.
It's an Irish-ancestry thing. I also have very wide feet, and can't handle my alcohol.

--------->JMS

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

I got 22. Jeez!

UNEARTHA7XMatt · Post by **UNEARTHA7XMatt** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

I got 27! WoW 5 year olds are Vicious!

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

In reality, y'all who believe anything over 5 of them isn't many, mustn't have EVER spent a lot of time alone with even one 5 year-old.

I have no clue what the results of the link would say as when I click on it, this rackaflackinconsornblattin' thing shuts off.

RLeahey14 · Post by **RLeahey14** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

man i only got 25 i thought id be able to take a lot more fighting dirty

Baceman Spiff · Post by **Baceman Spiff** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

28...not too shabby

Fourth River · Post by **Fourth River** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

I could take 19, but I was being moral.. if push came to shove it'd be a lot more....

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Saturday Feb 16, 2008

i can take 31. i wouldnt be moral about it if they were trying to beat the fuck outta me. i said that i would pile drive, crane kick, and bare knuckle bash the little bastards all the way back to kindergarten.

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

i got 31, but i don't know about that. I think it took into account my martial arts training, but all the training i did was grappling except for Jeet Kun Do. so i'd try to put the kids in chokes (it takes 6 seconds for an effective blood choke to knock them out and by then i'm swarmed) and joint locks (little kids are fuckin' squirmy and flexible so there goes that idea), so i'd be forced to use the JKD and clench them and drive my knee thru their skulls. well, so maybe 31 is about right...

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

Id pay money to try this out

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

Colton wrote:Id pay money to try this out

this would be the greatest spectator sport on the planet. and yes, you would pay a LOT of money

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

bassist4life2004 wrote:
Colton wrote:Id pay money to try this out
this would be the greatest spectator sport on the planet. and yes, you would pay a LOT of money

I bet kids are cheaper in china

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

Colton wrote: I bet kids are cheaper in china

That's just wrong to say that.

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

bassist_25 wrote:
Colton wrote: I bet kids are cheaper in china
That's just wrong to say that.

Can i get a pricecheck on chinese 5 year olds? perhaps in bulk?

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

I think they have box stores in China where you can get kids in bulk. Hsang's Club... they're usually catty-corner across the parking lot from WongMart. ------>JMS

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

I came out with 33. And the messed up part is, my daughter is 5. Maybe I'll head to her school...

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

28 for me. I probably could've done better if they'd have allowed groin kicks.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Sunday Feb 17, 2008

23 for me.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Monday Feb 18, 2008

I dunno about 5 year olds. But I do know I can kick one 8 year olds ass.

She'll never fuck with me again. I tried to tell her I don't want any cookies nicely. Get the hint bitch.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Monday Feb 18, 2008

DirtySanchez wrote:I dunno about 5 year olds. But I do know I can kick one 8 year olds ass.

She'll never fuck with me again. I tried to tell her I don't want any cookies nicely. Get the hint bitch.

now her 9 year old brother is gonna get ya. whatcha gonna do?

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Monday Feb 18, 2008

Colton wrote:
bassist_25 wrote:
Colton wrote: I bet kids are cheaper in china
That's just wrong to say that.
Can i get a pricecheck on chinese 5 year olds? perhaps in bulk?

you have to think though, some Chinese kids are taught martial arts from a young age, so that might critically effect the amount of 5 year olds that you can beat up at the same time. if you fight a lot of them all at once and you have at least 2 of those little bastards that can do jujitsu, you are gonna have a much harder fight on your hands. i would suggest maybe going for india or even the phillipeans .

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Monday Feb 18, 2008

bassist4life2004 wrote:you have to think though, some Chinese kids are taught martial arts from a young age, so that might critically effect the amount of 5 year olds that you can beat up at the same time. if you fight a lot of them all at once and you have at least 2 of those little bastards that can do jujitsu, you are gonna have a much harder fight on your hands. i would suggest maybe going for india or even the phillipeans .

Think of the shipping and handling costs, too. Somewhere closer, say in Central America, would be way more cost efficient.

(:shock: I can't believe I wrote that.

I'm suffering from lack of oxygen and delerious with fever. Yeah, that's it!

:hack: :cough: )