Lies Inc Announces the "Believe the Lie" Contest

Post by **Jim Price** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

Toona, I'm surprised you missed this one...

"This is the year that Penn State will beat Michigan and I can finally collect a case of Genesee!"

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

Jim Price wrote:Toona, I'm surprised you missed this one...

"This is the year that Penn State will beat Michigan and I can finally collect a case of Genesee!"

OMG!! I totally should have done that one!! But, 2008/2009 is the year for PSU, Jim. So I'll be procuring a case of your ale of choice. Get ready, it's been a long time overdue.

Bride_of_Charltor · Post by **Bride_of_Charltor** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

1. Why, NO, that dress doesn't make your ASS look BIG, Hunny
LMFAO
2. It's not YOU, it's ME!

3. I'll have it for you by friday.

4. It's ok you didn't last that long ( My Boss Lady thought of this one) LOL

Barfight · Post by **Barfight** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

ToonaRockGuy wrote:
Jim Price wrote:Toona, I'm surprised you missed this one...

"This is the year that Penn State will beat Michigan and I can finally collect a case of Genesee!"
OMG!! I totally should have done that one!! But, 2008/2009 is the year for PSU, Jim. So I'll be procuring a case of your ale of choice. Get ready, it's been a long time overdue.

You really think State has a chance of beating UM this year?

<Sharkboy> Ehhh Ehhh!

10 in a row. Sadly. Until Joe Paterno hits the bricks, and takes his son with him... another 8-4 season *awaits*

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

"You're the best lover I've ever had."

"Cheat on you? I'd never betray you like that!"

"I'm single/separated/getting divorced."

"I didn't have any homework."

"I finished my homework in school."

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

Barfight wrote:
ToonaRockGuy wrote:
Jim Price wrote:Toona, I'm surprised you missed this one...

"This is the year that Penn State will beat Michigan and I can finally collect a case of Genesee!"
OMG!! I totally should have done that one!! But, 2008/2009 is the year for PSU, Jim. So I'll be procuring a case of your ale of choice. Get ready, it's been a long time overdue.
You really think State has a chance of beating UM this year?

<Sharkboy> Ehhh Ehhh!

10 in a row. Sadly. Until Joe Paterno hits the bricks, and takes his son with him... another 8-4 season *awaits*

I can see PSU going 8-4...but Michigan has lost way too much to beat Penn State, Paterno or no Paterno.

Michigan loses a ton of talented seniors and early NFL Draft entrants: Jake Long, Adam Kraus, Chad Henne, Mike Hart, Adrian Arrington, Mike Massey, Jamar Adams, Shawn Crable, Brandent Englemon, Morgan Trent, and Mario Manningham. That is way too much to lose and stay competitive. Throw in the fact that QB Ryan Mallett has transferred out of Michigan, and Michigan has no QB with any game experience at all. The only QBs left on the roster are David Cone (sophmore) from Georgia, Steve Threet (freshman) from Adrian, Michigan, and Nick Sheridan, a sophmore from my hometown of Saline/Ann Arbor, Michigan.

<Sharkboy>And that's the fishin' line...'cause Sharkboy said so!</Sharkboy>

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

''hey can you get me a beer...i'm broke"

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

DrumAndDestroy wrote:''hey can you get me a beer...i'm broke"

I have no idea about the people you know, but there have been times, at the end of the night my friends and I have combined our remaining money for one or the other of us.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

YankeeRose wrote:
DrumAndDestroy wrote:''hey can you get me a beer...i'm broke"

I have no idea about the people you know, but there have been times, at the end of the night my friends and I have combined our remaining money for one or the other of us.

oh yeah. pooling resources is cool no doubt!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

DrumAndDestroy wrote:''hey can you get me a beer...i'm broke"

Aren't you gonna get me a shot for my birthday?

"I'll only put the head of it in"- sunday school was never the same.

rug · Post by **rug** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

Did you know that the (Ex) fat chick from Wilson Phillips was having an affair with Adam Ant and ironically enough, the hotel suite they got caught in was the same suite Glen Danzig was found in after his overdose.....it's a small world.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

DirtySanchez wrote:"I'll only put the head of it in"- sunday school was never the same.

haha

burdman · Post by **burdman** » Wednesday Jan 30, 2008

"Ill be home right after this beer"
"I would but I only have one smoke left"
"You guys sounded awesome"

xero380 · Post by **xero380** » Thursday Jan 31, 2008

"We'd like to play but our lead singer has other obligations that night"

"no you're boobs aren't that small babe"

"I would come get you but I don't have much gas"

"Not tonite babe i'm too tired..."

"ALAN FANECA WILL BE IN A STEELERS UNIFORM NEXT SEASON"

"Pittsburgh Pirates are going to the World Series this year"

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Thursday Jan 31, 2008

Just the tip, I swear.

Charltor · Post by **Charltor** » Thursday Jan 31, 2008

I'm sorry I put it in the wrong hole babe, it was dark and hard to see what I was doing!

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Thursday Jan 31, 2008

You can't get pregnant if we do it in the Pool!

I swear I did not have sex with that woman.....blow jobs are not considered sex.

grimmbass · Post by **grimmbass** » Thursday Jan 31, 2008

"No, Dax...your hair really DOES look cool!"

Bride_of_Charltor · Post by **Bride_of_Charltor** » Thursday Jan 31, 2008

Charltor wrote:I'm sorry I put it in the wrong hole babe, it was dark and hard to see what I was doing!

Yeah right!!! Any woman in their right mind would know that was a Lie. LMFAO

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Friday Feb 01, 2008

''no, i really want to get to know you. yes, i will call you. i lost my cell phone...that's why i don't answer"

grimmbass · Post by **grimmbass** » Friday Feb 01, 2008

"Aw babe, of COURSE I won't show this tape to anybody!"

Daxman · Post by **Daxman** » Friday Feb 01, 2008

grimmbass wrote:"No, Dax...your hair really DOES look cool!"

Priceless!

red · Post by **red** » Saturday Feb 02, 2008

"I'd never sell one of my songs to Ford for a bunch of $$$ for their next commercial"
"It wasnt me.."

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Sunday Feb 03, 2008

"I've been a Giants fan since the early 80's".

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Thursday Feb 07, 2008

"No, go ahead down, I won't be mad."