Amish Midgets... You've never seen one... EVER

[Barfight]

and I wonder why..

Amish are just a people of a different belief, and lifestyle... they are not a specific breed or genus, so with that stated they are just as capable of having a midget baby as anybody else... but you never see one, and you never hear about them...

if you google "Amish Midget", you find nothing except things with the words "Amish" and "Midget" somewhere in the documentation... but never together...

I guarantee you they exist... but for only a short period of time, before they're taken care of. "Why?" you ask... well it's simple..

How in the world would a Midget be capable of building a barn out of cardboard... much less 10 barns made of actual wood...

Think about it...

[metalchurch]

You know, I've never really thought of that before.
I was with an Amish girl already.
It was a few years ago, I was driving home and I saw she had gotten a flat tire on her bicycle, so I offered her a ride home, and a few snorts of this Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Then I took a 'short cut' on a back road, and she proceeded to have her way with me.

They get really weird when they drink alcohol, I'm glad I never married one.

.......Deep Thoughts by: metalchurch

[Team Transylvania]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[metalchurch]

We were gonna take her old man's wagon out for the night cause it's easier on gas.
But I didn't want to get road head from an amish chick on those rural PA back roads.

LOL

[Primates]

You just acheived god status. haha

[HurricaneBob]

Rofl..!



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Amish drive by shooting.

[Asundor]

LMFAO!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE STILL TOOK THE ROADHEAD LOL.

[Banned]

OK, So I just spent 20 minutes of my night doing a Google Image search on Amish midgets/Dwarves etc. Your right! I guess they all must be working as yard gnomes or something.

[EyesOfAnguishbassist]

Haha our drummer is from belleville so i see the amish a few times a week, never seen any midgets though..

[jangel]

they use them for digging wells and building foundations, thats why you don't see them

[Banned]

they use them for digging wells and building foundations, thats why you don't see them

LMAO! That would suck having to reach UP to milk a cow.

[DrumAndDestroy]

actually....amish midgets have their beards dyed red. then they are sold to the irish to pose as leprechauns.

[songsmith]

That would suck having to reach UP to milk a cow.

I've milked cows by hand, and that's funny right there.

I sort of remember seeing one at The Green Dragon farmer's market in Ephrata. He just looked like any other little dude. I had a friend who was a little guy, for real, he was f*cking hilarious and a really nice kid.

As for the Amish, I was raised around 'em, so they're just Amish to me. Although I must admit, I once saw an Amish rock band in New Holland, PA at a bar called The Keg. I thought it was a gimmick, and told the bartender it was the funniest schtick I ever saw, and he said they were for real. They're allowed to use electric tools to make money, including playing music that's forbidden in the church. Still, it was funny as hell. They played bar-band stuff from that time... they played Hurts So Good by John Cougar, and I thought I'd die from their thick PA Dutch accents.
Not quite road-head, but cool in and of itself. ---->JMS

[HarleyRo1]

Actually...you would need to use the politically correct word when googling - the term "midget" is not longer socially acceptable...they prefer to be called Little People. Seriously...do you not watch the Roloffs?

Here is a link to a specific form of dwarfism that affects the Amish community: http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/v24/n3 ... 0_203.html

*I need to get a life*

[Banned]

Seriously...do you not watch the Roloffs?

HA! No I don't, but my wife is addicted to it! I'll walk through the room and she'll be 2 hours into a midget marathon and I'll find somewhere else to go.

[moxham123]

I found one

[tshovel]

WOW!!

that was the funnist thing ive heard all day!!! YES !lolollolo

[DrumAndDestroy]

I found one

This cookie eatin mofo is merely a poser.

[Trucula]

Actually there is one that works at a sawmill near Thompsontown. (Or was it a hollow tree?????)

[DrumAndDestroy]

What about underwear gnomes?

[floodcitybrass]

I couldn't find any either. But I stumbled upon and AMish AIrlines Picture:

[jangel]

Now thats funny!!!

[Naga]

This thread: WTF FTW! Yeah!!!

[HarleyRo1]

I couldn't find any either. But I stumbled upon and AMish AIrlines Picture:

The one in the purple...with the black bonnet - that's me - the rebel - and I don't wear underwear under my skirt.

[karakise]

You know, I've never really thought of that before.
I was with an Amish girl already.
It was a few years ago, I was driving home and I saw she had gotten a flat tire on her bicycle, so I offered her a ride home, and a few snorts of this Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Then I took a 'short cut' on a back road, and she proceeded to have her way with me.

They get really weird when they drink alcohol, I'm glad I never married one.

.......Deep Thoughts by: metalchurch

I sure hope it was bath day