The bands started a little late so we were just hanging out drinking and this kid walks by with the backwards hair, button up shirt, skinny tie, and tent pants.
My buddy walks up to him grabs the tie and says " What's up with the tie? You're at a Black Sabbath show!" The kid gets all defensive and says" It's my look man. It's my look." Then out of the blue another guy (a big ugly MoFo with tatoos all over his gigantic arms and a Venom shirt) that overheard all this walks up to the kid and grabs his tie and says "Well YOUR look is fucking gay!!!! You little douche!!"
Hilarity ensued as you could see the shit running down this kids leg and the embarassment creep over him as he just ran away into the crowd. Scared to death and scarred for life! I will never forget the look on that kids face.

Emo is f***ing gay!!!!