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Ive used stickups under my throne, don't work..
Drum seats can remind you the next day.

Now for something totally off topic...NWS!!!!!!
WARNING!!!! Not Work, Home, Kids, anything remotely safe, view at your own risk.

http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612
Self mutilation is where its at!
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Since we're talking about asshole..what do you think Metalchurch? :lol:




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Team Transylvania wrote:All the gay this thread needs is allready there, brother. I was just ASSING a question.

[edit] Fan vs. fanatic
For more details on this topic, see fanatic.

Japanese football fans sit quietly and eat noodles. Fanatics jump, shout, make signs, and wave flags of the team logo.The difference between a fan and a fanatic is that while both have an overwhelming liking or interest in a given subject, behavior of a fanatic will be viewed as violating prevailing social norms, while that of a fan will not violate those norms (although is usually considered unusual).[1]

This is from wikipedia. How can something be USUALLY considered UNUSUAL? Family and friends are fans by proxy.

So TT, no fart stories huh?
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Take a greasy whore and a rolling dance floor...

But the real question is: Does she do anal?
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Hurricane wrote:
http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612
Self mutilation is where its at!
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thats horrible. thats almost as bad as www.2girls1cup.com
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DirtySanchez wrote:
So TT, no fart stories huh?
I did a little crop dusting @ work a couple days ago. Walked up to a group of 3 of them and let a warm silent death bomb, and quickly walked away. I work with my drummer, so he was in the group. One dude was drinking coffee. It was good. They fucking hated it apparently. I wasnt there for their immediate reactions. I got the run down.
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Hurricane wrote:Ive used stickups under my throne, don't work..
Drum seats can remind you the next day.

Now for something totally off topic...NWS!!!!!!
WARNING!!!! Not Work, Home, Kids, anything remotely safe, view at your own risk.

http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612
Self mutilation is where its at!
:P
holy fuck, i just puked a little in my throat.

That is fucking horrible, but of course, i should have seen that from the fuckin words in the link. I just didnt think that there would be people chopping off their own junk.

I'm not even going ask you how you found that, or what would make you even look for something like that, sick bastard, haha.
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Team Transylvania wrote: I wasnt there for their immediate reactions. I got the run down.
Sounds messy.
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DirtySanchez wrote:
Team Transylvania wrote: I wasnt there for their immediate reactions. I got the run down.
Sounds messy.
haha
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! it wasnt, but couldve been.
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A William Shat-ner, hate when that happens.
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BadDazeRob wrote:... and Rockpage reaches a new low.

r:>)
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I dont bust ass often at practice but when I do let a Methane bubble slip out its a pretty nasty thing. Sorry to share that with all of you but It is pretty rough!
We got all highed Up and somebody put the car in the Pool!
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Did anyone ever have to stop the set? Because it's NOW. It just says to you, "In your pants or on the throne, I'm coming outta here NOW"? I've never done that in 12 years onstage. But there's always this saturday.
"well, why don't you make ten louder and just have that be the loudest one?"

".....but these go to eleven!"
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This topic is evidence of why Howard Stern is one of the wealthiest men in media. We are all 12 year olds and this stuff will probably never be not funny.
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Hurricane wrote:Ive used stickups under my throne, don't work..
Drum seats can remind you the next day.

Now for something totally off topic...NWS!!!!!!
WARNING!!!! Not Work, Home, Kids, anything remotely safe, view at your own risk.

http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612
Self mutilation is where its at!
:P
MEIN TEIL!
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only bobby watters can give a man nightmares just by posting a link. That is by far the worst thing ive ever seen, and ive seen a lot of really nasty shit in my day. I seriously thought i saw the worst when i first got tricked into 2 girls 1 cup, but i have to say that hurricane showed me that there are worse things in this world. I salute you mr watters. haha
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Hurricane wrote:Ive used stickups under my throne, don't work..
Drum seats can remind you the next day.

Now for something totally off topic...NWS!!!!!!
WARNING!!!! Not Work, Home, Kids, anything remotely safe, view at your own risk.

http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612
Self mutilation is where its at!
:P
Gotta love someone who's just as twisted. :D Although I would have tried to find a way to disguise the url so there was no give away to what they were gonna see.
The person below me enjoys a good spanking.
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Nothing is funnier then when your pretty boy singer doing their shtick and you conveniently let one rip and it floats toward him and the 20 chicks that are drooling over him. Their facial expressions are priceless as they think it was gorgeous george who shit the bed. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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HAHAHA!
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