Farting during Practice disapreesh.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

So you're rocking out some tunes in a confined space with 5 dudes and all of the sudden, FUCKIN A. You're gasping for breath and laughing so hard you can't even finish the song. Worst part? Nobody wants to claim this beauty. At least it didn't happen on stage, cuz there is no way I can compose myself professionally in these instances. I am a child. Have a nice day.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

some people know this...

but when i'm playing...stage or practice...i jump sometimes. just for the hell of it.

i can usually eek 'em out before my ass hits the throne again!

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

The bigger the crowd, the easier it is to get away with letting a fart go at a show when necessary. The more people in a confined area to blame, the better.

That's just gross.

r:>)

skipisode · Post by **skipisode** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Soooooooo. that was you Rob?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

One of the advantages of having a woman in your band is that practices don't degenerate into a giant fart-off. It almost makes up for all the wine coolers.

Charltor · Post by **Charltor** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

DirtySanchez wrote:So you're rocking out some tunes in a confined space with 5 dudes and all of the sudden, FUCKIN A. You're gasping for breath and laughing so hard you can't even finish the song. Worst part? Nobody wants to claim this beauty.

Dude that WAS some of the rankest anal afterbirth I ever encountered!!
After being with you guys this long I know to expect some leakage, but Christ!!!

The breathing thru the mouth to avoid the smell bit didn't work either , I could taste that on the ride home!!
I went home and brushed my tongue!
Maybe Matt had eggs for breakfast?

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

... and Rockpage reaches a new low.

r:>)

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

BadDazeRob wrote:... and Rockpage reaches a new low.

r:>)

Come on RP...we can make it worse. I know we can do it

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

DrumAndDestroy wrote:
BadDazeRob wrote:... and Rockpage reaches a new low.

r:>)
Come on RP...we can make it worse. I know we can do it

Yeah, we can bring politics into it. I wonder where Ron Paul stands on the issue. Or maybe we can incorporate the steelers into it. (They're stinking it up right now).

Rockpage officially hit rockbottom on 2/14/06, with my first post.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

If Hillary Clinton was in attendance at a Steelers game and farted, how do you think it would affect exit polls come November?

Also, do you think she would try to blame G.W.?

r:>)

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Yea,that was pretty fuckin' nasty!! I can honestly say it wasn't me but I'd love to be able to claim that one,hahahaha!!

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Ever get into one of those situations where you are singing so hard it just explodes out of you like a greasy newborn? You cant fuckin stop it, it just happens. I'm very glad there are no women in Echo Chamber, cuz I probably would have scared them away by now.

It happens to the best of us onstage though, you cant shake it off, and there are those times when girls are dancing with you on stage and you have to let one fly but you don't want to lose your grinding partner, thats the worst. Another bad thing is being a lead singer, then having to burp really bad right in the middle of a line in the song, and its coming up and you just have to sing and pray that its silent enough to pass through the microphone without blowing it out of your hands...It sucks bad. I go into a show as the singer and come out as the horn section.

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

The 'Rusty Trombone' wouldnt be involved...would it?

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Also, thank god that the general public, for the most part, doesn't read the forums on rockpage, I think we would all lose, or at least gross out 20% of our fans.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Especially gay ads about selling man mustard and the such. WTF?

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

There's that "fans" word again. Its sure tossed around alot. How does one know that they actually have FANS that came to see them...and not the just reg bar crowd. Is it ok to call wives, GF's and family Fans?? My mom likes my music i guess, but i dont consider her a fan.

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

metalchurch wrote:Especially gay ads about selling man mustard and the such. WTF?

I just wanted to show that guy that I could run a better sales pitch on my sperm than that guy could on his drums. Thats all.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Fair enough, but it was kind of gay sounding and disturbing nonetheless @ 2:30am.

Where in the hell did you come up w/ that idea?

Did you sell any? I'm gonna call you 'Mean Mr. Mustard' from now on. LOL

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Team Transylvania wrote:There's that "fans" word again. Its sure tossed around alot. How does one know that they actually have FANS that came to see them...and not the just reg bar crowd. Is it ok to call wives, GF's and family Fans?? My mom likes my music i guess, but i dont consider her a fan.

Look at some pictures from different bands, you will most likely see a lot of the same faces in the "crowd shots" those are fans.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Team Transylvania wrote:There's that "fans" word again. Its sure tossed around alot. How does one know that they actually have FANS that came to see them...and not the just reg bar crowd. Is it ok to call wives, GF's and family Fans?? My mom likes my music i guess, but i dont consider her a fan.

Quit gaying up my fart thread with your rhetoric.

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

All the gay this thread needs is allready there, brother. I was just ASSING a question.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Love is in the air...

Sorry, for butting in.

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

DirtySanchez wrote:
Team Transylvania wrote:There's that "fans" word again. Its sure tossed around alot. How does one know that they actually have FANS that came to see them...and not the just reg bar crowd. Is it ok to call wives, GF's and family Fans?? My mom likes my music i guess, but i dont consider her a fan.
Quit gaying up my fart thread with your rhetoric.

Yea, i keep getting distracted too, we're trying to talk about one of the only bodily functions that are musical, and keith is shitting in our sandbox.

and Metalchurch, I came up with that idea out of boredem, those are the kinds of things that I cook up at 2 in the morning.

And no, unfortunatly the thread with the contact information was deleted before i could make any sales. But im sure BadDazeRob was pulling out his credit card as it was being deleted. haha

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

LOL!!!

Yeah Western Union Please!

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Man, you guys are really anal about that. What happened to "Turn the other cheek" ?

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