There is a problem with society...
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That's an all time low there. Did you see where they are doing that in Africa also?
One kid said that when he huffs petro, he hears things, but when he huffs the methane from shit, he gets visions.
He said that he saw his dead brother one time.
One kid said that when he huffs petro, he hears things, but when he huffs the methane from shit, he gets visions.
He said that he saw his dead brother one time.
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I heard about this last week...wow... Who comes up with these things?....How much other stuff did he do till he found this?....I was joking that my neighbor who still uses an outhouse and makes wine that he'll hear about this and stretch a condom over his outhouse to trip off of. Or instead of wine bottles behind his wood stove it will be crap!...Hope I am not there when the balloon reaches the wood stove!!!
If I find him in the yard with brown stuff around his lips I'll have to ask,"Are you on that sh#t again???????"
I am still having trouble thinking about who discovered this!....I can see some dude going, "Here hit this sh#t!!!".....
"That's some good sh#t man!!" 
If I find him in the yard with brown stuff around his lips I'll have to ask,"Are you on that sh#t again???????"

I am still having trouble thinking about who discovered this!....I can see some dude going, "Here hit this sh#t!!!".....


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Won't have a problem finding a shitty bag around here.
(I need some Mason jars, I have an idea.)
(I need some Mason jars, I have an idea.)
i bet the profit margine for "jenkem" is huge. no smuggleing, no high speed turnpike chases through somerset county. just whip it up out back.
dude, whats up
not much....
you gonna be around....
yeah, i'll be around.....
cool, i'm gonna stop by....
what you need....
qt.
don't be trying to give me that bogus jenkem, i know what good jenkem smells like.
nah man.
i want that shit your sister whops up.
dude, whats up
not much....
you gonna be around....
yeah, i'll be around.....
cool, i'm gonna stop by....
what you need....
qt.
don't be trying to give me that bogus jenkem, i know what good jenkem smells like.
nah man.
i want that shit your sister whops up.
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Awesome!!
"That's some funny sh#t right there!"mjb wrote:
i want that shit your sister whops up.
No pun intended...or poop!

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this is discusting you mean there are people that do this kind of things.
when the bag wont fit over her head, put it on yours.
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Re: There is a problem with society...
I agree,wow.
Man, back when I was a kid we just licked toads!
I can see this being covered on a crime drama like "Law and Order FVU: Fecal Victims Unit."
I can also see a new anti-drug campaign on television: "If a kid on the street tries to get you to huff poop, you tell him to SCAT!"
Um, maybe that slogan wouldn't be the best one after all;)
I can see this being covered on a crime drama like "Law and Order FVU: Fecal Victims Unit."
I can also see a new anti-drug campaign on television: "If a kid on the street tries to get you to huff poop, you tell him to SCAT!"
Um, maybe that slogan wouldn't be the best one after all;)
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I've been saving my poop in jars for years.
I thought it was an obsessive aberration, but now I finally get it. You all can't have any, though. I can just see THAT story on the news:
"... a Bellwood man was arrested late last night and charged with possesion of a stinky substance with intent to deliver. Police dogs weren't necessary, as any dog will lead you to fecal material, whether you want it to or not. Authorities found 74 quart jars of the mind-altering substance in the residence, a tank of it buried in the backyard, and and apparently the man was brewing a new batch as police arrived, as he was sitting on his commode. Officers were spraying the residence with what appeared to be Glade Summer Rain air freshener as reporters looked on, and CSI analyzed toilet paper found onsite. 'He seemed like a regular, quiet guy,' reported one neighbor,'but he did poop a LOT. This neighborhood has really gone to sh*t.' In a related story, several dozen DEA agents descended on Roaring Spring in a pre-dawn raid, this morning, but the raid was suspended when agents realized that's just how the town smells..."
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"... a Bellwood man was arrested late last night and charged with possesion of a stinky substance with intent to deliver. Police dogs weren't necessary, as any dog will lead you to fecal material, whether you want it to or not. Authorities found 74 quart jars of the mind-altering substance in the residence, a tank of it buried in the backyard, and and apparently the man was brewing a new batch as police arrived, as he was sitting on his commode. Officers were spraying the residence with what appeared to be Glade Summer Rain air freshener as reporters looked on, and CSI analyzed toilet paper found onsite. 'He seemed like a regular, quiet guy,' reported one neighbor,'but he did poop a LOT. This neighborhood has really gone to sh*t.' In a related story, several dozen DEA agents descended on Roaring Spring in a pre-dawn raid, this morning, but the raid was suspended when agents realized that's just how the town smells..."

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grimmbass wrote: I can also see a new anti-drug campaign on television: "If a kid on the street tries to get you to huff poop, you tell him to SCAT!"
Possibly one of the funniest fuckin things ive ever seen on rockpage! hahahahahaha, seriously, I almost pissed and shit myself, then i realized the earning potential, so i pissed and shit in a mason jar and put a balloon on it, and sold it to someone on the street for 30 bucks, i told him it was the shit.
Well, I always said, eventually society will turn to shit, but i didnt quite mean it this way.
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