Man with a death wish

[witchhunt]

A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."

[J Michaels]

Why don't women wear wristwatches?


CUZ THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE STOVE!!!

[metalchurch]

2 Men with a death wish, once Yankeerose sees this.
LOL

[DirtySanchez]

Every Year Thousands of women return home from the battered womens shelter. What is the first thing they do?



The dishes if they know what's good for them.

[mistikalvalkrie]

let's even things up a bit

Why are men like strawberries?
Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten.

What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee.

[DirtySanchez]

let's even things up a bit

Why are men like strawberries?
Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten.

What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee.

I'm gonna go ahead and agree with both of these.

[Trucula]

I once read there are 20,000 battered women in Pa. alone!!

And here I've been eating them raw all this time!!

[J Michaels]

OK - in fairness, here's one

Why are all blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can understand them!


DOH!!

[metalchurch]

Trucula, that was awesome man! I know where you're coming from on that one. lol

[witchhunt]

2 Men with a death wish, once Yankeerose sees this.
LOL

I ain't skeerd of Yankee Rose.

[Bag]

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, You already told the bitch once!

[Banned]

That's funny ha,ha,ha,ha

But Your Right he is a man with a death wish

[Banned]

Hey, here's one......Why Did the blond die in a helicopter Crash??????
She Got cold and Shut off the Fan

[HurricaneBob]

[YankeeRose]

2 Men with a death wish, once Yankeerose sees this.
LOL

Obviously, you do not know me at ALL. One of the funniest jokes I ever read on here was the one about the nosy neighbor, wife mowing the lawn and husband drinking beer.

[BT]

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Hand her a shovel and kick her out of the kitchen!