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get chicks? Elaborate.


(this oughta be good)
Laugh if you want to, really is kinda funny, 'cause the world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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Well....ya see.....the mama chicken....

She sits on the eggs...keeping them warm while the embryo developes...

Then out pops the cute little baby chickens....chicks if you will.....

Does that help? Are you thinking of being a farmer?
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Bic & Que wrote:Does that help? Are you thinking of being a farmer?
No, I'm allergic to work.
Laugh if you want to, really is kinda funny, 'cause the world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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A wallet full of expired credit cards, (just in case she gets away), and a tazer gun followed by several blows to the head with a tube sock filled with Walmart bags.
If Freedom is not free then I will use my credit card.
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One word: chloroform.
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1. Roofies and duct tape.
2. Tylenol PM and Rope, for the good night sleep.
3. Cocaine
4. Lie
5. Whip out your manhood


I think the real question is how do you get rid of them.
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metalchurch wrote:1. Roofies and duct tape.
2. Tylenol PM and Rope, for the good night sleep.
3. Cocaine
4. Lie
5. Whip out your manhood


I think the real question is how do you get rid of them.
Shovel, garbage bag, lye...

Whip out your manhood..
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Haha!
Yeah the same steps only in reverse.
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Dont drag them on their stomach, it messes up the tits.... :lol:
Wrists only, ankles make them fill up with dirt.
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That's some damn good insight there. Thanks Hurricane.
Duly noted.
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I think you just need to impress them as opposed to baffling them with Bullshit.
Just lay it on the line and let 'em know who they're messin with.

New duds and a new car will help. These are essential tools to succeed:

Image

Image

Image

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LOL!!!
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OMG!!!!! Another Windex moment!!! LOL LOL LOL
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Hurricane wrote:Dont drag them on their stomach, it messes up the tits.... :lol:
Wrists only, ankles make them fill up with dirt.
She got wackled.
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....Dinner....

....Flowers....

And a Whole-lotta manhood.

:lol:
Who needs gold and diamonds when you can have chrome....
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I don't know what you guys use to get chicks...But lately....Duck Tape has really helped.
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How do you what, enjoy life? Move to Key West, get a great job as an enttertainer? I Love Life!
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I wear my Bad Daze t-shirt! I find it increases my chances by about 17%. :wink:
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And they are one size fits all, so everyone can enjoy the luxury of wearing one, right Sanchez.
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You start every sentence with: "Listen here, bitch!" That'll steal her heart...you could also swap out bitch for words like, cunt, whore, twat, wench, or fuckin ho! That'll really get ya laid! I've used it successfully many times. :P
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Bag wrote:I wear my Bad Daze t-shirt! I find it increases my chances by about 17%. :wink:
It's true! It's been scientifically proven to be at least 17 percent effective.

r:>)
That's what she said.
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www.urbancougar.com

all you need.
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BadDazeRob wrote:
Bag wrote:I wear my Bad Daze t-shirt! I find it increases my chances by about 17%. :wink:
It's true! It's been scientifically proven to be at least 17 percent effective.

r:>)
Hey, it got Rob a wife! :P
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DirtySanchez wrote:www.urbancougar.com

all you need.
Wow....thanks for a good laugh this morning.... :lol:
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RobTheDrummer wrote:
BadDazeRob wrote:
Bag wrote:I wear my Bad Daze t-shirt! I find it increases my chances by about 17%. :wink:
It's true! It's been scientifically proven to be at least 17 percent effective.

r:>)
Hey, it got Rob a wife! :P
Nope, that was my rock-hard abs and rippling pecs ...

r:>)
That's what she said.
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BadDazeRob wrote:
RobTheDrummer wrote:
BadDazeRob wrote: It's true! It's been scientifically proven to be at least 17 percent effective.

r:>)
Hey, it got Rob a wife! :P
Nope, that was my rock-hard abs and rippling pecs ...

r:>)
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