drug screening

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

I had a friend go through this for a temp agency and he had someone clean piss in a test tub and kept it taped to his leg (with a lid) with a warmer on it. That works, unless they watch you piss.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

bassist4life2004 wrote:i dont give a rats ass what people do with themselves, shit, shoot 5 gallons of heroine a day if it makes you happy. But when it directly effects my safety, or my wallet, thats when it pisses me off. I dont want to die because the guy on the forklift at giant eagle came wheeling out of the warehouse at 30 miles per hour due to a massive heroine binge.

*****COOL GUY ALERT*******

Does this happen often?
I don't watch the news much.

Do you buy diluted (gallons) of heroin, or concentrate?
If you don't do drugs and are as ignorant on the subject as you appear to be, and you TRULY don't care, keep your opinions to yourself.

Also if you are on a quest to run the country, spelling things properly may come in handy. Manditory is really Mandatory
Heroine is really Heroin, unless you're meaning a female hero that comes by the gallon

Whether you really want to take over the country and turn it into a communist state, or just wanna look uber cool on a message board you may want to look into higher education.

Besides, don't you guys drink and drive? Coulda swore I saw you boys downin "a few" brews, "up the mountain there" at magoos.

One more question?
Did you get wedgies and swirlies everyday in Highschool, or did they just take your lunch money?

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

I said "comes by the gallon". hahahahahahaha

mistikalvalkrie · Post by **mistikalvalkrie** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

DirtySanchez wrote:
Also if you are on a quest to run the country, spelling things properly may come in handy.

correct spelling counts, its true

it seems to be the pronunciation that no one really cares about

*coughnuclearcough*

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

mistikalvalkrie wrote:
DirtySanchez wrote:
Also if you are on a quest to run the country, spelling things properly may come in handy.
correct spelling counts, its true

it seems to be the pronunciation that no one really cares about

*coughnuclearcough*

Valid point.

Nice sig. line.
I love NOFX

Mapex Drummer · Post by **Mapex Drummer** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

****Quote- DirtySanchez:
One more question?
Did you get wedgies and swirlies everyday in Highschool, or did they just take your lunch money? Unquote *****

Now thats some funny shit right there

bassball · Post by **bassball** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

Thanks for the replies. I've gained a bit of knowledge. To touch on a few things...I'm 38 and have been smoking since I was 13. Not once have I ever smoked before or during work. I don't get to buy the mongo bag so I like to save my shit for home. The job I'm trying to nail is a welding job. Not a bus driver, airline pilot, or anything like that. If I smoke on MY time, that's MY business. They really need to come up with a test that shows if you used in the last 3-4 hours. To brokenstrings...You have your opinions and I have mine. No need to call me a jackass. Besides, your location shows what class of people you are.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

Brokenstrings- To protect and serve, and pee in your moms butt.

Cops these days

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

Cops these days....
Man that's great!

Capt. Grammar · Post by **Capt. Grammar** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

DirtySanchez wrote:
Also if you are on a quest to run the country, spelling things properly may come in handy. Manditory is really Mandatory. Heroine is really Heroin, unless you're meaning a female hero that comes by the gallon

Thank you for doing your part for grammatical correctness, Dirty Sanchez. In my tenure at Harvard University, I found many cannabis users who were exceptionally bright and displayed verbal skills superior to their classmates who did not partake in the herb. Other than to criticize George W. Bush on his horrible disservice to the English language, I normally do not get political on this fine forum. As a liberal educator and academic though, I am often outraged at the false information and outright lies that have been told in the name of the War on Drugs.

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

All this negative sarcasm is getting close to infringing on my territory....

But I DO love a good sarcastic comeback... hehe...

You Guyz all ASSumed Bassballs wanted this info for nefarious purpouses... maybe he just had a report due on the subject?

haha....

That's all the sarcasm I can muster up at this point you guys keep up the good work....

Peace, Tood

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

Just think...if Dirty Sanchez ran the country, pot would be legal.

bassball · Post by **bassball** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

PanzerFaust wrote:All this negative sarcasm is getting close to infringing on my territory....

But I DO love a good sarcastic comeback... hehe...

You Guyz all ASSumed Bassballs wanted this info for nefarious purpouses... maybe he just had a report due on the subject?

haha....

That's all the sarcasm I can muster up at this point you guys keep up the good work....

Peace, Tood

Uh,yeah that's right. A report.

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

Pot will be legal....

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

Carlin sez,
The problem with getting marijuana legalized is that nobody can remember where they left the petitions.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Friday Jul 27, 2007

I don't feel that it will be legalized, because 'THEY' are making too much $$$ by it being illegal. Once they figure out how to mandate it and how to tax it, then maybe. Our lifetime, probably not.

MeYatch · Post by **MeYatch** » Saturday Jul 28, 2007

Who's making money from pot being illegal?

for whatever its worth, I definately fall in the "ain't worth it" category.

I've smoked the mary jane like damn never every one else at one point or another, but to be honest with you, I don't see the damn point. I have a lot better things to do with my time than do it, but if thats the best thing you can come up with to do, whatever, smoke away, however, if you can't stay clean for a week to pass a drug test, you have serious fucking issues.

For the love of god can we discuss some fucking guitar or some shit on this message board? its ROCKpage, not High Times.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Saturday Jul 28, 2007

The Government and the State are making money from people paying fines. I forget the #'s but I saw one time that there are more people in jail and prison for drugs, whether it be using or selling, than any other 'crime' in the US.

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Saturday Jul 28, 2007

DirtySanchez wrote:
bassist4life2004 wrote:i dont give a rats ass what people do with themselves, shit, shoot 5 gallons of heroine a day if it makes you happy. But when it directly effects my safety, or my wallet, thats when it pisses me off. I dont want to die because the guy on the forklift at giant eagle came wheeling out of the warehouse at 30 miles per hour due to a massive heroine binge.
*****COOL GUY ALERT*******

Does this happen often?
I don't watch the news much.

Do you buy diluted (gallons) of heroin, or concentrate?
If you don't do drugs and are as ignorant on the subject as you appear to be, and you TRULY don't care, keep your opinions to yourself.

Also if you are on a quest to run the country, spelling things properly may come in handy. Manditory is really Mandatory
Heroine is really Heroin, unless you're meaning a female hero that comes by the gallon

Whether you really want to take over the country and turn it into a communist state, or just wanna look uber cool on a message board you may want to look into higher education.

Besides, don't you guys drink and drive? Coulda swore I saw you boys downin "a few" brews, "up the mountain there" at magoos.

One more question?
Did you get wedgies and swirlies everyday in Highschool, or did they just take your lunch money?

Oh dirty sanchez, wish i was as cool as you. (By the way, sorry for the delayed reply, my band had shows to play.)

Dude, talk shit all you want, i think that YOU are the one looking to gain social status and look cool on a message board, and in that case, i feel sorry for you, i truly do.

And for the record dickhead, i had a friend that lived up the street "on the mountain" when i was drinking, i don't drink and drive, ask before you assume.

And no, i didn't get wedgies or swirlies in school because i was too heavy to lift, probably the same thing you encountered, huh?

And as for being ignorant to drug use, yea, i lost a lot of friends to "heroin" and coke. I had a lot of friends OD and lose anything from their eyesight (from strokes) to their lives. Go ahead and shoot your H dirtball, but don't cry when you cant handle the consequences. This toilet called Earth could use one less piece of shit in it, know what i mean?

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Saturday Jul 28, 2007

And now, i think im gonna end this conversation, so talk what shit you will buddy, i wish i could say that i care, but i dont.

Peace

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Saturday Jul 28, 2007

Either they are friends, or pieces of shit. I could not EVER call any friend a piece of shit, NO MATTER WHAT they might have done. TO ME, that's what being a REAL friend is all about, Charie Brown.

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Saturday Jul 28, 2007

La da dee, la du dumm....

La da dee, la du dumm...

Dernt, Dernt. Chugga Chugga Chugga...

La da dee, la du dumm....

La da dee, la du dumm...

Refrain
Bwownt, Bwownt, Bwownt

Chica wownt wownt, chica wownt wownt.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Saturday Jul 28, 2007

bassist4life2004 wrote: I dont want to die because the guy on the forklift at giant eagle came wheeling out of the warehouse at 30 miles per hour due to a massive heroine binge.

I think you blew this up just a bit. This whole thread started cause some guy wants to pass a "weed" drug test for a welding job. I don't think anyone has ever lost their mind or OD'd on smoke. Hell, the welding smoke will do him more harm than the herb.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Saturday Jul 28, 2007

haahumm ( clears throat, and raises hand)

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Saturday Jul 28, 2007

Cool signature, Church. One of the best songs ever written.