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Just got gas in Winchester VA and it was $1.69 a gallon. I almost filled up some soda bottles to take it back home.

If I put a McCain sticker on a box of tampons am I against feminism?

Yeah, especially when I'm visiting friends. I like to do that an not wash it down.

Poison Ivy - in the rain on the car hood. Yeah Baby!

I got called for federal right b4 thanksgiving. Since I'm a principal of a school, I thought for sure they'd let me off. Wrote a wonderful letter, they replied telling me to pound sand, I had to do it anyway. Then when I called, just as JP, it was cancelled. I was hoping I would get to see some kind...

We each masterbate at least twice a day so that would be uuummm.....56 times a week.

Nothing is funnier then when your pretty boy singer doing their shtick and you conveniently let one rip and it floats toward him and the 20 chicks that are drooling over him. Their facial expressions are priceless as they think it was gorgeous george who shit the bed.

Does anyone know of a song called "Maggie's Dirty Britches" or something like that. I heard a guy do it up at the Ale House in S.C. and I'd love to get a copy of it.

I often wonder how many new cars, vacations and houses I've paid for.

Why in the hell don't they require the spouse receiving the support to document what they are spending it on and in addition, if they have a decent job, they should be required to bank a chunk for the children?

now the carpet matches the curtains

Don't ya hate when it's like a couple of slices of lunch meat hangin' over a closeline??? You know, blowin' in the wind.

Just had a close call with the flu. Scratchy throat, body aches and major chills at 9:30 in the am. Remedy Quickly hit the Oscillococcinum (comes in little tubes with tiny candy tasting BB's inside: available at WalMart) and Zicam Cold/Flu one dose spoons. Up and running by evening. P.S. Oscillococc...

I was in Locust Grove Virginia yesterday and paid $1.74 for gas at Sheetz. I felt all giggly inside. LOL

Holy Shit!!!

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Hey Jim, Everything went as scheduled except we played under the pavillion. Great crowd considering the rain and 2 big local football games. Everyone has their fingers crossed that the rain clears out by tonight so we can get that Bourbon Street atmosphere fired up. We'll be crankin' it up around 7 ...

I have a porn company that films and releases elderly porn. It's called the "Wrinkle Brigade." We are huge in Indonesia. We are currently working on a "Seniors Gone Wild" project were we go into nursing homes and film the unedited antics on those wacky, but horny geriatrics. I wo...

YUM has been together since 1999! However, our original band BoneDigger which had all the same members but a different singer was formed in 1994 so technically 3 out of 4 of the members have been together for 12 years.

Chuck E Cheez.....Just Kidding!

Zero Bars Rule

Blues Saraceno - Plaid

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What the hell?!@#!@#$

I just had a penis reduction 2 weeks ago and finally after a week and a half of intensive therapy I've developed carpal tunnel in both my right and left wrists .

Mark Middleton of the Desperadoes...Raging Slab

I like strip clubs!!!