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I'd rather play EMO to a thousand screaming fags in girl's jeans and go home to my mansion with a pool then play speed metal for my sister in the living room of my mom's double-wide I believe you meant to say "play speed metal for my double-wide girlfriend in the living room of my stepmother's...

Your infinite ways of boring people to death will soon come to an end imposter. Remember it was I who stood up for the good people of Rockpage when the "vocabulary butcher" was flaming up these boards.

No surrender, indeed.

I have researched your word "dipshit."

There is an entry at dictionary.com that is spelled "dip shit." I sure hope that you don't think that negatively of me. I simply missed being here my "peeps."

BTW... I prefer The Michael Schenker Band.

You are certainly entitled to your opinion my friend. However, if you look at my statement you will find my sentence is grammatically correct. The quotations place the phrase as the object of a preposition, and since the statement is inferred as such, there is no need for a question mark.

Are you referring to that pornographic actor John Holmes? Perhaps a little more dialect would push our debate along.

I believe the topic should have been titled "What Are You Listening To."

In my case it would be The Philharmonic Orchestra.

You're welcome my "peeps."

My dear friends Cliff and Norm, why are you referring to telekinesis? I would be afraid to be in direct contact with your brainwaves.

correction: Do you want to play a game?

You are welcome.

pri·va·tion ( P ) n. Lack of the basic necessities or comforts of life. The condition resulting from such lack. An act, condition, or result of deprivation or loss. My friends, without me have you had a grammatical privation? What a fine question I have asked. In time, we shall look into some other ...

im·pos·tor or im·pos·ter ( P )
n.
One who engages in deception under an assumed name or identity.

This Capt Grammar fellow is an imposter. I will not have my fine name misrepresented. Where is Cliff when I so desperately need him?

G Gentle
R Respectable
A Amorous
M Mysterious
M Modern
A Astounding
R Refreshing

I'd say the the #1 passion of everyone here, above and beyond everything else, is Music.

You do not know how wrong you are YankeeRose. My unbridled passion is the command of the English language.

buc·ca·neer ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bk-nîr) n. 1. A pirate, especially one of the freebooters who preyed on Spanish shipping in the West Indies during the 17th century. 2. A ruthless speculator or adventurer. Are you referring to the Buccaneers? You should be ashamed my friend. We are all "ADV...

I know that. I really must tell you however, that I miss frequenting the Rockpage forum. What a grammatical mess.

Well, you know I am from Seattle. I can't have you all turn on me like you did Cliff and Norm; I say go Steelers.

Bert, bassist_25, I hear you. I myslef had four years of Typing instruction and it's relatively easy for me unless my hands are being a literal pain. Then I'm a tad lax in my proficiency, or don't Post much. Even though it was many moons ago, I placed in Typing II at a Regional FBLA competition. Th...

Thanks for having the guts to identify yourself. I myself make plenty of stupid attempts at humor, but people always know who the mental retardation emanates from. Oops, dangling preposition! ...From whom the mental retardation emanates. Stupid Captain Grammar. :lol: --->JMS See, it's working! You'...

I was looking the responce to include that was listed (Band, Production,Lighting and the Club, not looking to put down local talent. everyone has a bad night does not mean they suck read into it a bit more For Example workd a show with Quiet Riot a few Years back in James Town New York The Club was...

After examining some more music, I thought perhaps if we took a negative song written by "Beck"; we could use the word paladin to make it positive. This song was originally titled "Loser." I'm a paladin baby: so why don't you love me What a nice ring! I don't think thats the vibe...

You know I just had a revelation. Let us look at one of the most popular songs of all time. How much more interesting grammatically would it have been had Queen called their song "We Are The Paladins"? We English scholars would have done backflips for such a grammatical statement. "No...

paladin \PAL-uh-din\, noun:
1. A knight-errant; a distinguished champion of a medieval king or prince; as, the paladins of Charlemagne.
2. A champion of a cause.

This my friends is what I am. I am a paladin of the English language.

The eclipse, or its synonym "ellipsis", is quite acceptable for today's Internet-driven rhetoric. Since the eclipses represent suppression in dialog, which is a response in this example, the capitalization of the following word is unnecessary. I was hoping scrutiny of posts would evenutal...

Lighten up, people. This site needed some amusement. In fact, this Captain Grammar guy is really making things interesting. ... and if you're a naysayer, you know from past experience that the novelty will wear off. Aside from the questionable use of an ellipsis at the beginning of the second parag...

Darth Raider wrote:i sense much fear in you, craven sound. if you will not join the darkside, perphaps captain grammar will...

I'll never join you. I'm a Jedi, like my father before me.

Thank you very much for asking, though.

Yes, I am a veggie

Do you mean vegetarian?

veg·e·tar·i·an ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vj-târ-n)
n.
One who practices vegetarianism.
A herbivore.

adj.
Of or relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians.
Consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products: a vegetarian diet.