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So, I decided that I don't have enough torment in my life...
I went and bought that new Veet wax kit. Figured, "Hey! I like the nair cream veet makes, and I've waxed before....why not try this? It says relatively painless..." (...painless my ass!)
Famous last words....
Maybe half of the hairs in my legs came out...but so did half the skin. And I know I wasn't smiling like the ladies in the commercials were. What gives? Has anyone been successfull with the waxing? Or is it one of those things we should leave to professionals?

All I know is this: I can get three octives higher waxing then singing with a piano. There, now it's music related (had to have a tie in...)
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Clearly, it's never worked for me. :evil:
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Hmmm...I wonder if it will clean out the string grit from my frets?
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Hmmm...bikini's and balls. I won't even go there. :lol:
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It takes a marketing genius to actually convince someone that ripping hair from their body won't hurt. I like the "relatively painless" line. The wax would be "relatively painless" when compared to something like removing your own knee cap with a rusty, dull pocketknife. :x

You can also drive a new Mercedes SL65 for pennies a day. Just 12,700 of them. :wink:
... and then the wheel fell off.
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And who the hell concieved the name of that stuff called Nads? I mean, c'mon, they had to figure that there would be ton of jokes. I can't keep a straight face when I see that commercial.
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I once naired my Nut saKK and let me give all the guys a tip ... DON'T DO IT !!! scabs for over a week.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in a war, I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody, I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood
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bassist_25 wrote:And who the hell concieved the name of that stuff called Nads? I mean, c'mon, they had to figure that there would be ton of jokes. I can't keep a straight face when I see that commercial.
The story behind "Nads" is, the guys named it after his daughter. Her name was Natalie. He modified it a little, and called it Nads. Why someone would even want to subject their daughter to such torment is beyond me, but that's the truth of it.
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