I asked "Why". I don't know about you but it seems strange to me that so simple a question could be so full of buckshot.
It doesn't matter what I asked "Why" about so much but the answer I got was an answer I've heard before and it's an answer that for some reason really just gets on my last damn nerve. The answer was. . . .
There are not a sufficient number of adjectives in the entire scope of human communication capable of describing how much I hate that answer."Because it's always been that way"
It's more than just an answer, it's a cover all, stop-gap, uni-tard of retardation. It's a sphincter, that's what it is.....
It's the sphincter that binds us up into the retched bowels of tedium and apathy, forcing us to wallow in the muck of lame excuses and chewed up chunks of regurgitated thought and rancid dogma, while it chokes off our air with the sickening stench of willfull ignorance.
At the time these questions and answers came about I was at a local restaraunt and it seemed inappropriate to state my exact opinion about that answer for fear of inducing nausea among those assembled. Even though the answer filled me with the urge to defecate, it didn't seem right to spread the feeling around.
If any of you are trying to eat while reading this I do apologize but you were warned this was not for the timid.
Come to think of it the question DOES matter.
Why is it that people around here insist on hearing covers and have absolutuley no use for original material, I had just spoken with a bar owner on that subject who told point blank that he would not ever hire a band that did original material, "People won't come" he said.
You can't blame the bar owner really he is just reacting to market forces and you can't really blame the bands, if I've heard one musician lament that not enough attention is paid to their original stuff, I've herad hundreds and the bands just want an audience and I really don't want to revive the old covers vs. originals debate for the millionth fuckin time cause as was pointed out to me last night among musicians it is a tired argument
So fans and non-musicians, What's up?
Why do you only dance to songs you've heard a million fuckin times, are lyrics that important to your dance moves?
It's rock and roll or blues or punk, it's not modern Jazz where the meter or the tempo is likely to change at any given moment, if you can count to 4 you can probably make it through, without looking anymore foolish that you would ordinarily.
I know that most of you are there to drink and try to get laid, but does insisting that the band play that same ol, lame ol, version of "Sweet Home Alabama" really help you do either?
(that's a question for the guys, really, let's be honest, any reasonably attractive lady (and after a few beers that's not a high hurdle to clear) can pretty much get it anytime, no matter what's playin)
The truth is EVEN YOU DON"T KNOW
That being the case, is it so much to ask, for you to encourage a few originals out of the same band you've been going to see for years now?
Would it kill ya to count to 4, find a beat and get up and dance to a song you've never heard on the radio?
Why is that such an unreasonable request on my part?
and remember. . .
"Because it's always been that way", has never been a satisfactory answer to anything and as far as I'm concerned never will be.