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TOTALLY NON -Political -----> Has anyone ever riden a donkey? They are the coolest animals I think I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with.
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it kept throwing me off, i think its ass hurt. :lol:
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The Ass of the Ass is a powerful thing my friends.
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I also rode a pig once BUT I can't for the life of me remember her name, I think she was in a moose lodge someplace.
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Also went to a donkey baseball game once, Holy mother of the spirits that rule was that funny.... Ha ha ha ha ohh ha ha
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I craKK me up with my funny ass monkey sheeott. WHAT ?? You know you want this. HUH? Oh Yeah who's your daddy?
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Put down the bowl of ass soup and walk away.... :P
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Forget the Ass Soup... put the Crack Pipe Down!!!! :P
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You know I was thinking last night and I really want to bring back the catch phrase .. " whoop there it is " whoop there it is whoop there it is
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I also went to school with a guy named donkey, well his name was
Don Key Dikk cool guy though.
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my high school had a donkey basketball game when i was in school. the damn guy thought he was funny and stuck me on a wild one...i spent the whole night getting thrown on my ass and dodging donkey hooves....
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I punched a donkey in the face once I almost forgot that story, Damn can they take a hit i nearly shattered my hand and he never flinched.
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Also kiKKed a pig in the snout once ... Now that I think of it prob. not a good idea to get drunk off your ass and go to a county fair... hmmm lessons we learn everyday.
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Imgrimm01 wrote:Also kiKKed a pig in the snout once ... Now that I think of it prob. not a good idea to get drunk off your ass and go to a county fair... hmmm lessons we learn everyday.
Look at the bright side at least you were on a mean drunk that night and not a horny sex hungry drunk.
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Okay guys.. I have to draw the line. I put up with y'all boasting about all the animals you've got to *ride*.. and that's fine... But now you're getting into eating them too? That is sooooo wrong...
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ESA, I don't know where your mind is but everybody is just having an innocent conversation about farm animals
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Where is *your* mind? I'm just saying that eating animals is wrong. They're tastey but it's still wrong. Sheesh. I'm not a perve all the time...
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I know a guy named Don K. Dick ("Donkey Dick" to his friends). Actually, Don K. Dick is a HUGE consumer of cable advertising....he owns some kind of foreskin restoring service or something. I think that he calls Bob's office (at a major home entertainment provider) at least several times a week.....

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