.00 Buck

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

Good one, Kev! That's better than the traditional:

Audience Member: "SLAYER!!!!"

Band: "Slayer? I hardly even know her!"

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

songsmith wrote:I think we'll call the guys "Bucknuts" or something like that. Buckwads. Buckheads. The band wives can be Mother Buckers. Keep it coming. (Do I smell popcorn?)---------->JMS

Yeah John and maybe you could spell them backwards. That would be kewl!!!!!! Did I spell that wright???????

Oh yeah just wanted to say we really had a great time at the post the other night. It's always a pleasure to hear you guys ( AWESOME ). I was just a little jealous because you got to hug my lady and I didn't. You Bastard!!!!!!!

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

Buck You!

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

TJ Kelly wrote:Buck You!

What the Buck!!!!!!! Your just mad TJ cause she didn't hug you!!!!!

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

Yeah but you didn't see it.

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

By the way when is .00 playing and where?

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Oct 20, 2005

Soon, and somewhere.

And hugging your lady was the most fun I had that night. Chicks dig me. Really. CHICKS DIG MEEEE!!!! (where's the emoticon for nervous maniacal laughter?)----------->JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thursday Oct 20, 2005

J, that really nails it down

Post by **Ron** » Thursday Oct 20, 2005

I can just imagine how some of the club marquees are going to read.

Club owner: "Double ought buck, aye?" "How do you spell that?"
Songsmith: "Um, period zero zero space b-u-c-k"
Club owner: "Quit buckin' with me now... How do you spell it?"

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thursday Oct 20, 2005

Lets hope they don't get friday gigs...people won't even have to think to re-arrange the marquee...

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Thursday Oct 20, 2005

songsmith wrote:Soon, and somewhere.

And hugging your lady was the most fun I had that night. Chicks dig me. Really. CHICKS DIG MEEEE!!!! (where's the emoticon for nervous maniacal laughter?)---->JMS

"the most fun I had that night"...
Uh-huh. songsmith, did your hand "accidentally" touch her ass when she gave you a hug, like you did mine the evening before? Honestly, you sounded so SINCERE when you apologized. "Maniacal"
laughter, indeed!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Oct 20, 2005

The butt-touch was really an accident. A good one, but an accident all the same. If it were anything else, I'd have grabbed it better... Whoops!

-------->JMS

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Oct 20, 2005

Oh, and Ron, people have been screwing up my band names on marquee's and newspaper ads since day one. Blytz became Blyntz in the first news story we ever had, and not just a one time misspelling... the whole article repeatedly got it wrong.
Others:
Think Ice (Thin Ice)
Playback (Payback)
The Lone Wolfs (Lone Wolf)
and even.... The Stummer Show.

I gave up long ago. People can't even spell John. I get Jhon a LOT.
Next time, I'm gonna let nosurrender pick the name.----->JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thursday Oct 20, 2005

My mom refers to SideStep as "SlapShot". And she's not even senile. At least not much.

And when playing with the short-lived Tonya's Hitmen, somebody moved the "S" to the right on the marquee outside Castle Pub . . .

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Oct 20, 2005

Hey, I kept calling it Sidekick for the first two weeks.----->JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Saturday Oct 22, 2005

Jimi Hatt wrote:My mom refers to SideStep as "SlapShot". And she's not even senile. At least not much.

And when playing with the short-lived Tonya's Hitmen, somebody moved the "S" to the right on the marquee outside Castle Pub . . .

If it was Stonya' Hitmen, I would go in.

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Sunday Oct 23, 2005

Who was the genius who thought of the name "Free Beer" for their band? Pure genius! That looks awesome on the sign out front!

Tonight: Free Beer

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Wednesday Oct 26, 2005

Just got the offical RP .00 Buck page up and the 1st gig booked so stay tuned for upcoming updates. It won't be long before we be gettin "Buck Wild"

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Friday Oct 28, 2005

Buck Wild, wasn't he a porn star in the 70's?

I see a first gig in December. YeeeeHaaaawwww

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Friday Oct 28, 2005

And when playing with the short-lived Tonya's Hitmen, somebody moved the "S" to the right on the marquee outside Castle Pub . . .

And then it said Tonya Hitsmen? And guys go for that?

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Friday Oct 28, 2005

ZappasXWife wrote:And then it said Tonya Hitsmen? And guys go for that?

I'd say it would all depend upon one's definition of "hit".

Tonya' sHitmen - LOL!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Friday Oct 28, 2005

songsmith wrote:I think we'll call the guys "Bucknuts" or something like that. Buckwads. Buckheads. The band wives can be Mother Buckers. Keep it coming. (Do I smell popcorn?)---------->JMS

How about Buckloads?

Buckrubs??

Bucksnort??

Bucktooth?? (might not work, since most bar regulars around here go teeth optional)

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Friday Oct 28, 2005

Nah, "Buckrubs" happen out in the parking lot between sets. "Buckscrapes," too, I suppose, if she's not careful with her teeth.
Okay, how does every thread I'm involved in eventually go pervy?---->JMS

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Friday Oct 28, 2005

songsmith wrote:Okay, how does every thread I'm involved in eventually go pervy?---->JMS

songsmith, you answered your own question!

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Friday Oct 28, 2005

Now that the countdown is on for .00 Buck I think we should come up with some more "buck" talk.

BuckNut (What you get from looking at all the "Buckettes" at our shows)

Buckin A (Expression of pure delight)

Buck Be A Lady Tonight (Hoping to get you some after the show)

Buckness (The act of a good buck rub in the parking lot)

BuckWheat (O-Tay, Self Explanatory)

Buck-Up (When you miss a .00 Buck Show)

Buckeye (The morning after)

Buck Wild (Me Of Course)

Try to stay on for 3 minutes without getting Bucked Off! Boy Howdy!

ROCKPAGE

.00 Buck

RP Page Up and 1st Gig Booked