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Skate Toad
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Wow it's amazing just about every thread manages to get some sort of political agenda thrown in one way or another.
I'll just be over here shaking my head.
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The FBI and the DEA are joining efforts and will be assigning
some of their agents to a quasi-FBI/DEA enforcement team
specifically targeting the illegal allergy pills sales that
occur on the black market.

The agents will be called "Pseudo Feds."
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She said you ain't no bro....What's yo name? ....WHO KNOWS. Ain't no Hos in Pomp an Oh...HEY HEEEEEEEY.
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Mackovyak wrote:She said you ain't no bro....What's yo name? ....WHO KNOWS. Ain't no Hos in Pomp an Oh...HEY HEEEEEEEY.
Word!


...and if I knew how to post a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on his head....
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Brian of the Clan Plush wrote: ...and if I knew how to post a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on his head....
You would be dangerous. :)
... and then the wheel fell off.
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Ron wrote:
Brian of the Clan Plush wrote: ...and if I knew how to post a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on his head....
You would be dangerous. :)
::snarfs::
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A man and a little boy are walking through the forest. The little boy says, "These woods are scary." The man says, "Yes they are, how do you think I'll feel walking back alone?"
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