Urinal Hang
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Quail Whale
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Some guys get really mad when they see another guys weenie unintentionally... A few years ago, I was watching people play horseshoes at a friend's 4th of July picnic. We were playing teams, and the one guy (who was drunk) dropped his pants to 'distract' the homophobic redneck (who he did not know that well) who was throwing towards his team's pit. Needless to say, the guy was like 'What the f*ck?' and throws down all his horsehoes & starts walking towards the guy. I think a weenie flash to the wrong person could be like waving a red flag at a bull. Something to think about...
Why are some people sooo uptight? I really don't get that. All of this makes me laugh, but I know several guys that would be PISSED OFF about some of it. F$cK Them!!Quail Whale wrote:Some guys get really mad when they see another guys weenie unintentionally... A few years ago, I was watching people play horseshoes at a friend's 4th of July picnic. We were playing teams, and the one guy (who was drunk) dropped his pants to 'distract' the homophobic redneck (who he did not know that well) who was throwing towards his team's pit. Needless to say, the guy was like 'What the f*ck?' and throws down all his horsehoes & starts walking towards the guy. I think a weenie flash to the wrong person could be like waving a red flag at a bull. Something to think about...
Actually, the best thing you can do is walk into the mens room about 30 seconds after your bass player does (especially if it is a busy night at the bar). Then, look over the partition and say (very loudly) - WOW, that is a really nice looking dick you have!!! You would not believe the looks you will get - and the best part is that NO ONE will ever forget the name of your band!!!
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RobTheDrummer
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Quail Whale
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Horseshoe Trou Drop
i bet the next time you are losing at horseshoes, the thought of dropping trou, hanging brain, puppetry of the penis, or whatever other things you boys can do w/ your package will cross your mind..... hahahahahahaha it could work in other sports as well: a well placed crank on the pool table might make your opponent scratch on the 8 ball...a flash of some plumber butt might make someone roll a gutter ball....hanging a nut out of a whole in your pants might make the dart player shoot himself in the foot ??? you could start a new kind of 'special' olympics... the unintentional intentional flashing kind.
An old friend of mine once told me a story about being flashed by another dude. The flasher had a habit of doing this all of the time, trying to be funny.
My friend was so mad (and unabashed) that he grabbed the guy's unit and gave it a hard yank, putting the flasher to the ground writhing in pain.
The guy never flashed anyone again.
My friend was so mad (and unabashed) that he grabbed the guy's unit and gave it a hard yank, putting the flasher to the ground writhing in pain.
The guy never flashed anyone again.
... and then the wheel fell off.
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lonewolf
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I have a few of those...I remember one time this guy brought a knife to a swordfight.......MOONDOGGY wrote:This IS some pretty funny stuff, but I'm just hoping that 'Sword Fighting' stories don't start coming out! Why don't the women have any funny restroom stories? Now that I think about it, I may not want to hear some of those stories.
ooopps, wrong context!
...Oh, the freedom of the day that yielded to no rule or time...
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esa
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There's a classic...One of the bars I used to frequent had a girl who was an over pushy lesbian. She would purposely walk in on you (the lock was broken on the stall door) just to catch a peek. Well, after a few weeks of getting pissed off (pun intended), a well placed water bottle shot to her head fixed things. She still thinks she got pissed on. Hasn't done it again there...MOONDOGGY wrote:This IS some pretty funny stuff, but I'm just hoping that 'Sword Fighting' stories don't start coming out! Why don't the women have any funny restroom stories? Now that I think about it, I may not want to hear some of those stories.
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I'll be the one left standing behind you, looking the other way as you glance back at what you've lost.
I'll be the one left standing behind you, looking the other way as you glance back at what you've lost.
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Bert|Evil
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Honestly, I think that they just talk a lot in the bathrooms. Last year, I was standing dangerously close to the ladies room in conversing with a colleague. A hand came out and yanked me into the ladies room. No kidding, there had to be 20 more ladies gabbing. Sitting on the sink, on the floor, you name it. Everything got very quiet once they realized I was there.MOONDOGGY wrote:This IS some pretty funny stuff, but I'm just hoping that 'Sword Fighting' stories don't start coming out! Why don't the women have any funny restroom stories? Now that I think about it, I may not want to hear some of those stories.
This could have been the start of my porn star career, if only a camera was rolling. The band playing that night was pretty cheesy... so, DAMN, all we needed was a camera rolling.
