I am NOT leaving the Grimm!

[RobTheDrummer]

Not to intrude or anything, but I heard Kent was moving to Canada....is this true???





By the way......

HAHA.....just messing...love ya guys, especially that Dom...he's got a good head on his shoulders, and damn can he play!!!

[grimmbass]

Actually, I AM quitting the Grimm to run for Pres in 2008!

Gary Busey has already signed on to be my running mate..Between Gary's prize-winning horse-toothed grin and my "liberal yet conservative" tied back long hair, we can't lose!

Our platform will be "You're stupid and you must hate America if you'd vote for anyone else" (yep...we hired W's head speech writer, too). We're planning on invading Canada, Mexico, Switzerland (neutrality my ass!), Brazil, Austrialia (someone's got to pay them back for unleashing Paul Hogan...did we need two sequels to Crocodile Dundee?), Hungary, France, and New Jersey!

We're also reinstituting the draft for any able-bodied person aged 12 to 85, socializing healthcare, eliminating the public school system and minimum wage, giving free flu shots, and kicking anybody out of the country who doesn't like Toby Keith. Oh, and Toby Keith is writing the new national anthem....the "Star Spangled Banner" is waaayyy too abstract and has no mention of "putting a boot" in anyone's ass....but don't worry...Toby's lyrical genius will fix that!

I also snagged Jeb Bush as my campaign manager...he says that as long as my speeches consist of words no larger than two syllables, he figures I've got a decent shot at winning!

Hey, who's to argue with success? It worked for W.

Vote for Change! Vote Tonkin/Busey in 2008!

[esa]

Esa.... Esa.... Esa.... now I know you are not Grimmette material!!!!
Auto??????????? as in Automobile???????? no.... no.... no....
OTTO - as in Kirk's nickname he made up for himself - geez!!!!!!
you girls think you can just jump into being a Grimmette... know your facts!!!!! it helps!!!!
Just Jokin' Girl

Woah... I know it's Otto... I thought.. ::ponders:: From the breakfast table the night of his farewell show...it was brought up about him dubbing himself "They call me Otto"...then it was spoofed that he got that from a car. Like having sex in one or smoking up in one...something like that. I was just playing off that. I didn't mean harm or foul with it. Just trying to play off the breakfast table. Sorry, my bad if I mixed up the convo.

Kent...if you are president, will the presidential seal consist of an armadillo in front of a base ball bat...with Bobby Lee's giving the thumb up by the side?

[Imgrimm01]

Dammitt Dammitt Kent I didn't want this pres. news to come out for awhile, as your press secretary I advise you not to say any more until I align all that needs to be aligned ! Also you forgot to talk about the BIGGEST platform ,,, Your plan to legalize Prostitution and control the rate so that the working man can afford a good whore just like the rich guys !

[esa]

::smacks bobby lee:: you and your wordology. you definitely need a girlfriend to keep you out of trouble. ::smirks::

heyyyy... and what about the females? they need some loving too. affordable mac-daddy's wouldn't be a bad idea to add to the bill.

oh yeah... and make a law that music can be any level the band needs (within reason...don't want to bother the neighbors to prove a point) and the fun police needs a rectal douche-ing.