Famous movie quotes

sunsetbass · Post by **sunsetbass** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

from dc cab

hey merna, how about you, me, the 1o grand and my lucky rubber.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

"That's what I like about high school girls: I get older, they stay the same age."

Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson in my favorite stoner movie of all time, "Dazed And Confused."

Other great quotes from this flick:

Wooderson: "Say man, you gotta joint?"
Mitch: "No man, not on me."
Wooderson: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

Slater: "Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it."

Slater: "Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too."

r:>)

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

From The Outlaw Josie Wales:

Bounty hunter: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
--
Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms
--
Senator Lane: The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace. And Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
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Fletcher: Damn you, Senator. You promised me those men would be decently treated.
Senator Lane: They were decently treated. They were decently fed and then they were decently shot.
--
Lone Watie: That meal was damn good. I'm gonna take up teepee livin' if it's like this.
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Lone Watie: I wore this, uh, frock coat to Washington, before the war. We wore them because we belonged to the five civilized tribes. We dressed ourselves up like Abraham Lincoln. You know we got to see the Secretary of the Interior. He said "Boy you sure look civilized." He congratulated us and he gave us medals for looking so civilized. We told him about how our land had been stolen and our people were dying. When we finished he shook our hand and said "Endeavor to persevere"... They took our pictures and the newspapers said "Indians vow to endeavor to persevere."

We thought about it for a long time: "Endeavor to persevere." ....And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

BadDazeRob wrote:Wooderson: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

I use that line all the time, using McC's voice as well. He's just too funny in that movie.
He was playing the "guy" who's at every High School across the US.
Funny movie Rob!

sunsetbass · Post by **sunsetbass** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

From johney dangerously

my mother kicked me in the balls once..............once.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

metalchurch wrote:
BadDazeRob wrote:Wooderson: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
I use that line all the time, using McC's voice as well. He's just too funny in that movie.
He was playing the "guy" who's at every High School across the US.
Funny movie Rob!

This movie flies under the radar even with a shit load of big names in it -- McConoughey, Ben Affleck, Renee Zellweger (she was uncredited in this movie), Parker Posey and the guy who played Chandler's crazy roommate on "Friends." He gets his ass kicked at the big kegger at the end.

The soundtrack is perfect, too.

Gotta be one of my faves of all time. As a matter of fact, think I'll blaze up and go watch it now, lol. Never gets old.

r:>)

Baceman Spiff · Post by **Baceman Spiff** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

Good Arnold quotes:

"If it bleeds, we kill it" (Predator)

Get to the CHOPPAH!! If you want to live. (All of them)

"What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" (Conan the Barbarian)

"If I am not me, who da hell am I?" (Total Recall)

One more Josey Wells quote from Lone Watie

"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast"

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

From "The Jerk":

Navin P. Johnson: "...that's all I need."

"The new phone book is here, the new phone book is here!"

From "Young Frankenstein":

Frau Blucher: ("Neigh, neigh!"

) "...the stairway can be treacherous."

Korruption4ever · Post by **Korruption4ever** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

We are missing one of the most quotable MotherF***ers of all time! Samuel L. Jackson! In just about any movie he was ever in. My Favorite... the bible verse before he kills people in Pulp Fiction! That is some righteous stuff there! lol

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

" You Talkin' To Me?"- Travis Bickel

EyesOfAnguishbassist · Post by **EyesOfAnguishbassist** » Sunday Nov 30, 2008

" They drew first blood, not me" from the first Rambo..

Donnie Darko's phychiatrist " The search for God is absurd?"
Donnie Darko " It is if everybody dies alone." from Donnie Darko

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

BadDazeRob wrote:
metalchurch wrote:
BadDazeRob wrote:Wooderson: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
I use that line all the time, using McC's voice as well. He's just too funny in that movie.
He was playing the "guy" who's at every High School across the US.
Funny movie Rob!
This movie flies under the radar even with a shit load of big names in it -- McConoughey, Ben Affleck, Renee Zellweger (she was uncredited in this movie), Parker Posey and the guy who played Chandler's crazy roommate on "Friends." He gets his ass kicked at the big kegger at the end.

The soundtrack is perfect, too.

Gotta be one of my faves of all time. As a matter of fact, think I'll blaze up and go watch it now, lol. Never gets old.

r:>)

Agree 100% on all levels!

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

Korruption4ever wrote:We are missing one of the most quotable MotherF***ers of all time! Samuel L. Jackson! In just about any movie he was ever in. My Favorite... the bible verse before he kills people in Pulp Fiction! That is some righteous stuff there! lol

Sammy Jackson kills me in movies man! He's a great actor.
I like Matt Damon's movies as well, they are so well written.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

"Matt Damon!"----Matt Damon, Team America: World Police

---->JMS

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

Just thought of one guy who has possibly the cheesiest quotes in every movie he has ever been in.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

'nuff said

Van Damme isn't far behind in that category.
Runner's up include Steven Seagal and Bruce Willis

RFBuck · Post by **RFBuck** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

"What we got here is....failure to communicate." - The Captain, Cool hand Luke.
I actually knew that phrase before G-N-R used it. Loved that movie.

"That's the way we do it in my neighborhood, bitch!" Family Guy - Blue Harvest.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

Korruption4ever wrote:We are missing one of the most quotable MotherF***ers of all time! Samuel L. Jackson! In just about any movie he was ever in. My Favorite... the bible verse before he kills people in Pulp Fiction! That is some righteous stuff there! lol

hahah yup. that movie is filled with great quotes...you could fill an entire thread with them. one of my fav quotes from pulp fiction

ringo "which wallet is yours?"
jules "the on that says bad motherfucker on it"

Mikey Wax · Post by **Mikey Wax** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

DrumAndDestroy wrote:
Korruption4ever wrote:We are missing one of the most quotable MotherF***ers of all time! Samuel L. Jackson! In just about any movie he was ever in. My Favorite... the bible verse before he kills people in Pulp Fiction! That is some righteous stuff there! lol
hahah yup. that movie is filled with great quotes...you could fill an entire thread with them. one of my fav quotes from pulp fiction

ringo "which wallet is yours?"
jules "the on that says bad motherfucker on it"

I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!

CHICKSINGA · Post by **CHICKSINGA** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

"Ted Nugent called - he wants his shirt back" - Clooney to Pitts in Ocean's Eleven

"It can't rain all the time" - Brandon Lee in The Crow

"Batches?! We don need no stinkin' batches!" - Treasure of the Sierra Madre

and my absolute fav of all time....

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
- Kevin Costner in Bull Durham

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

There's no crying in BASEBALL!

Tom Hank in A League of their Own

I use that line a lot.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

On 'Dazed And Confused,' BadDazeRob wrote:As a matter of fact, think I'll blaze up and go watch it now, lol.

Did what I set out to do last night and that flick still kicks ass.

More quotes:

"Hey fuck her, I did!" — random dude driving by some of the main characters as they chat with a car full of hot chicks along the side of the road.

Slater: "They closed down the moon tower after some freshman fell off of it. Hit his head on every beam the whole way down. Autopsy said he had one beer. How many did you have?"
Mitch: "Four."
Slater: "Oh man, you are so dead."

Slater, preparing to blaze up with some friends: "Are you cool man?"
Mitch: "Cool like how?"
Slater: "OK ... (and walks away laughing)"

"Make sure you get lots of calcium. That's important for any expectant mother. Ok, here's your change, we'll see you tomorrow night." — clerk at the liquor store selling a bottle of booze to a very pregnant customer who happens to be smoking at the same time.

r:>)

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

" It's not for eatin' it's just for lookin' through". The Chief from Josey Wales.

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

"Lois Lane could never have sex with Superman."

"why not, they're dating, it's bound to come up"

"He's an alien for Christ's sake, he's from krypton, his biological make up is enhanced by earths yellow sun, if Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right thru her stomach."

"you think way too much into this"

"guaranteed he blows a load like a shotgun...right thru her back. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry superman's kid "

"how is that I go from discussing coitus with Brandy with you in the food court to super hero sex?"

"Cookie stand is not part of the food court."

"the cookie stand is an eatery, therefore is part of the food court."

"Bullshit, only eateries operating in said designated square count as the food court, and eatery operating outside of said designated square count as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking, now if you want to wax intellectual about the subject?..."

"what"

"here, hold this."

"what are you doing?"

"sher-shay la fem"

-Mallrats

JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

Office Space:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Cool Hand Luke:

Boss Paul: That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?
Luke: I don't know, Boss.
Boss Paul: You better get in there and get it out, boy.

Good Will Hunting:

Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

Shawshank Redemption:

Warden Samuel Norton: I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Andy Dufresne: If they ever try to trace any of those accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination.
Red: Well, I'll be damned. Did I say you were good? Shit, you're a Rembrandt!
Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco...
Floyd: That's "Cristo" you dumb shit.
Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass.
Andy Dufresne: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break.
Red: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we?

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Monday Dec 01, 2008

How can we have come this far without an Animal Hosue quote? Maybe the most quotable movie of ALL TIME.

They took the bar! The WHOLE FUCKING BAR!
- the future Senator Blutarski, aka Bluto
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D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over, when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Boon: Germans?
Otter: Forget it - he's rolling.
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Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Beverly!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
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[after Delta house is closed]
Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?
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Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes!
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And, of course, Dean Wormer's great line:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

How many movies have tried to capture the magic of this movie? Old School, Van Wilder, Road Trip.... I'm sure there are tons more. And how many have even APPROACHED the genius and absolute hilarity of this movie? None.

Funniest. Movie. Ever.

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