Mistress_DB wrote:chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water.
My caption:
The Colorado Gay Snorkelers convened yesterday at Bufoo Creek near Brown Canyon. Members studied the Rocky Mountain trouser trout for the large part of the afternoon, then buggered one another for the remainder of the day. Spokesman Kenny Wankemall called the outing a success, stating, "This outing is a success."
OR:
(AP)-Coors Brewing announced today that they will no longer use water from mountain streams, noting that certain streams are contaminated by weiner. "Weiner levels have skyrocketed in the streams around Golden, CO, and we're not sure why. We've also tested positive for nadsack locally, so this could spell the end of Coors, or at least force the company to move to a location where grown men don't get naked in small groups and swim. South Park resident, Mr. Slave, told this reporter, "Jeezchriiiist."
OR:
(UPI)-The entire Detroit Redwings professional hockey team was found face-down in the Monongahela River this morning. They had somehow driven the team bus off Rt 279 in Pittsburgh, and wound up Downtown, where a crowd of still-angry jag-offs beat them to death. At the time of this picture, investigators had just removed the hockey pucks from their anal canals.
---->JMS
ROFLMAO.....oh my goodness, I'm still laughing. This is classic! Thanks John, you made my day.
